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Yer lifes a bitch sometimes but these stories make for a foking good laugh at someone else's expense mind you.

What really hurts is that I very rarely buy anything brand new as I look after all my shit and keep my toys like new.

In my life I've had 1 new boat, 1 new motor bike, 1 new mountain bike and now this friggin road bike.

Its not that I can't afford stuff but I'm real good at finding excellent toys near new in top condition and saving a shite load of money in the process.

Anyway, theres just some things that a dude has to buy new and the road bike was one of them. Fok, Fok and double Fok.

As we know theres always some other bastard thats worse off and I got another little story to back that up.

There's this tosser Officer at work that every bugger hates as he's a proper turd burgler, Turns out some silly bugger decided that losenning the front wheel on his road bike would be a bit of fun and good for a giggle.

The cats cyling down the road goes over a bump, his front wheel came off the dude smashes head first into the asphalt and snapped his neck.

Foking hell, turns out he was centermeters from becoming a para and the dude that done it is shitting bullets that he'll be caught.

Hey, so in the grand scheme of things I could not give a flying fok about my bike as it can always be replaced but a broken neck is damn serious shit.

Peter pan's and blackgang's story was good for a laugh thow.

Cheers all.