Proof that Scampy is jealous of Jamie Oliver.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-04-2009, 10:31 PM

Jools Oliver joined husband Jamie outside the Portland Street Hospital today to introduce their newborn baby - just hours after giving birth.

The couple's third daughter - named Petal Blossom Rainbow - was born at 2.46am and the proud parents wasted no time showing her off.

Jools was back in her skinny jeans to pose for a photograph with their new arrival, who was bundled up in a white blanket.

The pair already have two daughters with floral-themed names - Poppy Honey, seven, and Daisy Boo, five.

Say no more.

Here's the link if anyone can be bothered to look at the pics.

Meet Petal Blossom Rainbow: Jools Oliver back in her skinny jeans eight hours after giving birth to show off new daughter | Mail Online

**melvbot** · 03-04-2009, 10:32 PM

Might need to rename it "Further proof Jamie Oliver is a twat"

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-04-2009, 10:38 PM

^ Good call Mel, have a green.

..Yes can Dirtydog please change the title of my thread?

(He's had plenty of foking practice)

**DrAndy** · 03-04-2009, 11:22 PM

you can change it yourself, as it is newish

**jandajoy** · 03-04-2009, 11:28 PM

So he has another kid and therefore he's a twat?

What's your point?

**Attilla the Hen** · 03-04-2009, 11:38 PM

The names (a la the Geldoff family) are more fitting for pedigree Poodles than people.

**melvbot** · 03-04-2009, 11:39 PM

If you were famous and your wife had just had a baby would you drag her outside to face the flashbulbs or say "Well done wifey, have a nice rest you've earned it. Would you consider facing the press tomorrow? I understand if you dont want to."

Reeks of photo opportunity to me.

**jandajoy** · 03-04-2009, 11:41 PM

Isn't that celebs do? Why should he / she do different?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 04-04-2009, 12:02 AM

Do you have kids Janders?

What are their names?

**The Fresh Prince** · 04-04-2009, 01:05 AM

Terrible names whether they're famous or not. I like his cook books though.

**NickA** · 04-04-2009, 01:28 AM

It's better than Scamp.

The three names together are a bit much. But Petal and Poppy are perfectly good names.

**Jet Gorgon** · 04-04-2009, 01:36 AM

Black ghetto names, almost. Daisy Boo? Jeez. Even Lemon Meringue would be better.

**baldrick** · 04-04-2009, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

Poppy are perfectly good names.

yes , my grandfather is poppy

**Spin** · 04-04-2009, 04:39 AM

Hard working successfull family man who's banked a couple of million quid by playing a chirpy cockney whilst cooking on the telly. Has a half decent looking wife and his kids are financially secure for rest of their lives.

Yeah, he's a twat alright

**NickA** · 04-04-2009, 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by Spin

Hard working successfull family man who's banked a couple of million quid by playing a chirpy cockney whilst cooking on the telly. Has a half decent looking wife and his kids are financially secure for rest of their lives. Yeah, he's a twat alright

Do you think Scampy might be jealous?

I dunno though, Scampy has a couple of famous threads on TD and spoke to the guy (not the famous one) from Madness the other week.

**Spin** · 04-04-2009, 04:50 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

Do you think Scampy might be jealous?

Maybe, I'm pretty sure that Jamie Oliver knocks about with a few famous people and not imaginary ones like scampers

**jizzybloke** · 04-04-2009, 05:04 AM

I can't remember the thread title sCamp. i havebeen to fifteen (Jamies's restuarant) but not met the man!
He seems to be doing the best he can for his wife and kids!

Good luck Jamie!

His tongue seems too big for his mouth though, when he speaks he is a bit spastic?

**November Rain** · 04-04-2009, 06:43 AM

Yeah, Scampy. Jamie's a twat, but his wife - posing in her skinny jeans just 8 hrs after the birth, incidentally - is all right.

Mothers get a say in names, too, y'know. For all we know she might have been the one who insisted on all three names and he just gave in cos he loves her. Could be. How many of you guys with kids put your foot down about the kids names and allowed the mother no say at all? Thought so.

Originally Posted by melvbot

If you were famous and your wife had just had a baby would you drag her outside to face the flashbulbs or say "Well done wifey, have a nice rest you've earned it. Would you consider facing the press tomorrow? I understand if you dont want to."

Yeah, that's what happened. She's not a publicity seeker at all. She keeps herself to herself and is never in the limelight.

And the fact she's in her skinny jeans to show her 'regained figure' is coincidence, too. No wonder you think choc cake & motorway petrol station flowers are the way to a girl's heart, melvy. Beginning to think you know nowt about women...

**lysander** · 04-04-2009, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Jools Oliver joined husband Jamie outside the Portland Street Hospital today to introduce their newborn baby - just hours after giving birth.

The couple's third daughter - named Petal Blossom Rainbow - was born at 2.46am and the proud parents wasted no time showing her off.

Jools was back in her skinny jeans to pose for a photograph with their new arrival, who was bundled up in a white blanket.

The pair already have two daughters with floral-themed names - Poppy Honey, seven, and Daisy Boo, five.

Say no more.

Here's the link if anyone can be bothered to look at the pics.

Meet Petal Blossom Rainbow: Jools Oliver back in her skinny jeans eight hours after giving birth to show off new daughter | Mail Online

Can't you just buy yourself a shatter-proof mirror and masturbate in front of it? It would save the rest of us the need to ignore your multitudinous tedious self-aggrandizing threads. It would also save on laundry - there'd be one towel saturated in spunk rather than many towels full of vomit.

**kingwilly** · 04-04-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by lysander

Can't you just buy yourself a shatter-proof mirror and masturbate in front of it?

gods no.

he'd youtube and make a thread for us!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 04-04-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

His tongue seems too big for his mouth though, when he speaks he is a bit spastic?

This is very true.

Originally Posted by NickA

Do you think Scampy might be jealous?

Ahh, you got me.

Yeah, truth be told my restaurant is doing shit and may have to close down soon, and my pineapple upside-down cake was a disaster the other night.

**melvbot** · 04-04-2009, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Spin

Hard working successfull family man who's banked a couple of million quid by playing a chirpy cockney whilst cooking on the telly. Has a half decent looking wife and his kids are financially secure for rest of their lives.

Yeah, he's a twat alright

Yep he's successful no argument there, guess that just makes him a successful twat.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 04-04-2009, 09:57 AM

Are you implying that i am jealous of him because he is successful?

How many other successful people do I have left to get through then, because I haven't personally counted.

**kingwilly** · 04-04-2009, 09:58 AM

perhaps start with Blake and butterfly...

**kmart** · 04-04-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen

The names (a la the Geldoff family) are more fitting for pedigree Poodles than people.

Bob Geldof, although a hero to Third World African countries through his tireless fundraising, "Live Aid" concerts, and petitioning of debt relief, should remember that charity begins [at] home...

In this respect a timely reminder to the scruffy git that saddling your kid with a moniker like "Trixiebell, Foo Foo Sausage Roll Sanitary Towel" might not be all that charitable.

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