Why Are Americans Such Fat Bastards

**English Noodles** · 01-04-2009, 02:07 PM

One of the things that a visitor from Europe, South America, Africa or frankly any other country first notices when they visit the US is the incredible obesity of Americans as a nation. White people, Black people, Latinos, all share this characteristic. It cuts across all racial, cultural, age and social groups.

Americans are fat, fat bastards.

And not just ordinary obese. We are talking 300lbs monsters walking the street. We are talking Latino, White or Black kids ages 5-10 that weigh more than mature European women. We are talking people who are so fat that they have trouble walking in a store, and move their bodies using an electric scooter for invalids. We are talking people who weigh 400 pounds (that is about 180 kilograms).

At first I thought that this was due to how cheap and plentiful food is in America. Buffets (Chinese, American food predominantly) are VERY common, and what that means is that a person pays a fee up front (by no means a large amount; can range from $8 to $20) and then they can eat as much as they like. The food is plentiful and often of good quality.

Once inside a buffet restaurant, you will see HORRORS. You will see 300-400lbs land whales maneuvering with 1-2 plates, chok full of foodstuffs. You will see kids, ages 3-10, who really DO weigh more than mature European, South American or African adults. You will see grandmothers, using canes to help themselves, grunting as they shuffle from one buffet tray area to another.

In short, Americans really do EAT a lot when they go to a buffet. They are pigs.
Add to this lack of exercise and sedentary, unhealthy lifestyle and you have the American society at large.

But that explanation is too simple.

As a European, I can tell you that the diets of Europeans are not that drastically different from the US.

So why are modern Americans in general such fat bastards?

**NickA** · 01-04-2009, 02:09 PM

Oh god, no, please no!

Not again.

No.

Enough.

Stop.

Stop.

Please Stop!

**good2bhappy** · 01-04-2009, 02:10 PM

false generalisation

**dirtydog** · 01-04-2009, 02:11 PM

Quite an interesting thread erco

**NickA** · 01-04-2009, 02:11 PM

Thread Closed

**Texpat** · 01-04-2009, 02:19 PM

Still smarting from the Poms are numbnuts thread, Noodun?

Seems to have served to loosen up your writer's block.

Remind me again who the thin-skinned posters are...

**Loy Toy** · 01-04-2009, 02:28 PM

Looks like us fat aussie convict bastards have a day off Tex!

OOOPs! I see Dirty Dog lurking!

**Texpat** · 01-04-2009, 02:34 PM

So predictable, eh, LT?

Like rats chasing the cheese.

**kingwilly** · 01-04-2009, 02:44 PM

need to bait your hook with smaller fish noodles...

**English Noodles** · 01-04-2009, 02:45 PM

It's a serious question, there is nothing personal or insulting meant by it, just a simple question about the heavy country.

**peterpan** · 01-04-2009, 02:58 PM

In my Moo barn there are, 3 Seppos who range from very thin to average, 5 Brits who are with the exception of one Geordie, are all fat bastards, well at least fatter than the Germans. So on my study based on the empirical evidence available.
I have concluded that The Brits are the fat cvnts.

**DrAndy** · 01-04-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

In short, Americans really do EAT a lot when they go to a buffet. They are pigs. Add to this lack of exercise and sedentary, unhealthy lifestyle and you have the American society at large. But that explanation is too simple. As a European, I can tell you that the diets of Europeans are not that drastically different from the US. So why are modern Americans in general such fat bastards?

you are weird Noodles, you know the answer yet you decide it is not the answer

the fat people eat too much

mind you, not just in buffets but also slouched at home watching TV stuffing their faces

that goes for almost all fat people. In the US, it may be that they are more greedy, or maybe the culture is such that fast food is the norm...etc, so there are more of them, proportionally

Texpat does not like this thread, for some reason

why do people get so upset if someone disses their country/people? who cares, the truth stays the same whatever anyone says

**Butterfly** · 01-04-2009, 03:07 PM

Americans are suffering collectively from an eating disorder,

I think as a society they are not happy, hence compensate with too much food, an easy remedy

Food is everything over there, they are obsessed with food, probably more than a third world starving nation

the lack of excercise is due to their excessive lazyness coming from their extraordinary comfortable lifestyle,

**seamusogin** · 01-04-2009, 03:11 PM

Imo,If you took a walk through any shopping centre in the UK you would see loads of fat hiefers, no different than the USA

**Spin** · 01-04-2009, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Seems to have served to loosen up your writer's block.

Not in the slightest, he copied and pasted the OP from a blog originally penned in 2007

**Texpat** · 01-04-2009, 03:16 PM

Hehehe

Musta just felt right.

**cheapmeat** · 01-04-2009, 03:25 PM

I see lots of really fat guys here in Pattaya. and they are not Americans, they're British.

But we do have many lardasses back in the states. It's one of the reasons I came to Thailand. the ladies here tend to not be as beefy.

**barbaro** · 01-04-2009, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

One of the things that a visitor from Europe, South America, Africa or frankly any other country first notices when they visit the US is the incredible obesity of Americans as a nation. White people, Black people, Latinos, all share this characteristic. It cuts across all racial, cultural, age and social groups.

Americans are fat, fat bastards.

I think there are at least a few threads on this already.

The topic nonetheless is outdates.

Why?

Because the Aussies are catching up very quickly, and Britain has seen an increase in obesity.

If you want to know, read and research scientific journals, and the cut and past a portion with a link. Why ask us?

**Blake7** · 01-04-2009, 03:38 PM

Who is the fattest teakdoor member? Any nominations?

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**Bobcock** · 01-04-2009, 03:52 PM

Hmmmm....why does it have those gaps?

It doesn't when editting it

**Thetyim** · 01-04-2009, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Hmmmm....why does it have those gaps?

It doesn't when editting it

Only allowed to repeat a letter 32 times

**Rattanaburi** · 01-04-2009, 04:23 PM

Brainstorming what may add to fat Americans if in fact they are actually fatter than other peoples in the world...

Americans may drive more than many others. Aussies I would guess drive abit though. Fast food was created in the US. I would guess Americans smoke less than Europeans and probably have less sex. The US is a high stress country for many with threatening people. The US doesn't follow any real ettiquet in terms of eating. Sadly holidays focused on stuffing yourself may represent American culture in terms of food. The US sugar industry may be larger than any other place in the world. The US has always had good production and year-round access to foods found in both northern and southern climates. The US may have used some vaccines longer than those in other coutnries. Immunity can result in a body retaining weight as it doesn't have to fight off disease. The US also has a longer workweek in hours and days than most other European countries which could reflect on stress levels. Processed foods such as canned foods also have probably played a part in American cuisine for longer. The US probably has lower standards on chemicals added to processed foods so who knows what effects they could have. People in America are probably less social with neighbors most of the time in general than Europeans and other cultures. People in America may move more often due to jobs than Europeans. The government support in terms of healthcare in the US is terrible for poorer people unlike in Europe and Japan. The US has seen a steady drop in job security for workers in all fields. It's probably the first industrialized country to go down the tubes in this area. Not that it ever was great but in the past companies did seem to offer more in terms of pensions and people could keep their jobs for a lifetime. Personal security in all areas is worse in general be it safe neighborhoods, secure finances, healthcare, jobs etc. The US seems to be much more racially mixed and mixed in terms of European DNA. Before they were 'fat' weren't Americans considered taller than a lot of Europeans? All the Brits I personally know are short. Americans and Germans both were stereotyped as taller in the past. Germans make up the largest group of Europeans join America so there's a lot of German DNA kicking around.

**Rattanaburi** · 01-04-2009, 04:31 PM

**terry57** · 01-04-2009, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

The Aussies are catching up very quickly.

Not wrong there matey.

I was in a shopping center today and this huge fat slapper walked by with her equally fat foking husband and fat foking kids.

Actually she was that fat I'm sure she had 3 arseholes and used an out sized shitter to drop a blurter.

Nearly made me spew when I thought about the dude shagging the horrible thing
and finding the slippery spot through all that fat would be an impossible task and simply unobtainable.

What a dirty bastard that cat was for even thinking about going there, some dudes will shag a soi dog with a fly blown arsehole if you give them half a chance.

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