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    DIY teeth bleaching

    Why pay thousands of baht to have your teeth bleached? Keep or dip your toothbrush in a solution of diluted bleach and brush with it every morning after regular clean with toothypaste and after again with toothypaste with a good rinse. Bleach is bleach at the end of the day and this will remove stains at a fraction of the price. Catrina Morris from the Gold Coast swears by it and I see no reason why I shouldn't try it too.

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    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Great Idea I've heard drinking tiolet duck is good for you to.

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    Why waste money on Listerine.

    Domestos kills all known germs stone dead at a fraction of the price.

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    Dulux do a nice brilliant white in quick dry

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    Gargling with sulphuric acid will also kill any nasty germs in your throat.

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    Saturdays thread title from scampy.
    "Anal Bleaching Experiment Goes Wrong".

    Sundays thread title from scampy.
    "Whats your penises name"?

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    What is anal bleaching?

    Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the area around your anus by bleaching it to get rid of any dark pigmentation that might be a result of a lifetime of body changes. It is the latest rage on the beauty circuits today. It enhances your anus making it look younger and helps to beautify the most intimate part of your body. It aids in regaining that confidence you once had before any damage age did to your body.



    Anal bleaching is regarded as one of the most sought after beauty treatments of the era. It helps you to maintain hygiene and youth. This process helps in maintaining Total Colo-Rectal Beauty. Women have plunged into beauty treatments ever since the dawn of mankind. It is essential for one to maintain total hygiene and not just pay attention to those parts of the body which are exposed. In order for others to cherish your body it is essential for you to love and appreciate the way you look. Every part of the body needs attention.
    Anal bleaching can be done either with your cosmetologist’s help or in the privacy of your home. A large umber of bleaching creams have come out in the market for this purpose. In order to know which one is best suited to your needs, you need to go in for the mildest one. Bleaching creams can prove to be very harsh on the sensitive areas and can result in side effects. The most prominent component of bleaching creams is hydroquinone and kojic acid. Such chemicals prove to be very harsh on the sensitive area. You need to opt for a bleaching cream that is very gentle.
    It is not specified on the product that it is meant for anal bleaching. However, one needs to look out for the bleaching creams that state that they are for the gentle areas of the body like face, neck, breasts and underarms. Such a cream would be an ideal choice.
    Anal bleaching is a great way to enhance the way you look. It is essential for every woman to keep fit. A great body requires great care. You can bleach your anus to gain that youthful look and keep healthy. It will definitely delete a few years from your life. Discoloring of the anus might be a result of age, hormonal changes, childbirth or other body changes. But with the concept of anal bleaching you can leave all those flaws behind and become beautiful in just a few minutes.
    You need to follow a strict hygiene pattern and use the contents carefully. Anal bleaching is safe but in case you feel any sort of discomfort or irritation on the skin you need to discontinue the process.
    Women who look fabulous feel great about themselves. It is essential for every woman to catch a glimpse of her most lovable parts and adore them from the core of her heart. Today, anal bleaching has made it possible for every woman to feel this way. Beauty lies not only in the eyes of the beholder-it lies in a box of cosmetic bleaching cream.




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    1. I was reluctant at first but was suprised at the
      “clean” feeling just knowing that my anus is now
      fit for public viewing. I can whip my trousers down
      anytime and no longer have to worry about the
      “big brown eye” I recommend that everyone
      should bleach their anus
      — Frank Oberhauser · 09/12/07 · #
    2. Thank god I found anal bleaching when I did. My bum hole was a real bad colour due to over 30 years of use. Now that my anus has been bleached, it’s like I have a new arsehole all ready to go again!
      — Walphie · 21/12/07 · #
    3. I was a bit iffy when I first heard about anal bleaching. But after I did it, not only did I love the results, so did my intimate partner! Our sex life has increased 100%!
      — Shirley K · 26/12/07 · #
    4. I’ll admit, when I first came across your website, I was skeptical. I mean, how could a product work as well as the testimonials claim? But, then I got the package in the mail and 2 hours later, I was speechless.
      Not only do I feel more confident, knowing that my anus is squeaky clean, but my partner swears that it even tastes better, too!
      — Charles Carpenter · 21/03/08 · #
    5. I’ve tried a number of anal bleaching products and really thought I knew everything about it. Boy was I wrong! Seriously, if you think your butt is nice and you haven’t tried this, you’re wrong!
      — Mark Riechrist · 04/04/08 · #
    6. I ordered an AMAZING Divine Derriere anal bleaching product from Anal Bleaching, and after one week, my anus is TOTALLY bleached and pink! It was brown a week ago! I am so happy with this product. I ordered the kit.
      — Jennifer · 20/05/08 · #
    7. I found this technique, it is brilliant, I have done it now seventeen times already
      — Lewis Williams · 30/05/08 · #
    8. My lightened butt make me feel feels simply delightful all over, even though I can't see it, I can feel it in my mind
      Dr. Jones · 29/07/08 · #
    9. I couldn’t believe my luck when I heard about the ‘‘only anal bleaching program ‘‘Its something I had thought about for a while but didn't want to ask at my local salon (for obvious reasons). My partner thinks so too!
      — Dr . B.Holl · 03/08/08 · #
    10. I bleach my anus once a week and i have to say, its fantastic!
      — Captain Planet · 07/10/08 · #
    11. South Beach Skin Solutions DID NOT WORK AT ALL 4 ME! I am using whitening cream now from an arizona Philippines website although I don’t want to refer until It has shown me PINK! I have even inquired about tattooing to lightening the areas and it’s a risk it might become darker. I don’t know what to believe now coz anyone can write a comment from their own company. I AM STILL SEARCHING FOR THE PINK!
      — Asia24F · 12/11/08 · #
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    Who the fok are these people?


    1. I started using anal bleaching a week ago and it is GREAT! Although skeptical at first, even my mom was shocked how pink my anus could be after she helped me apply it the first time. Now she’s hooked too!THANKS ANAL BLEACHING!
      — Ryan Park · 09/12/08 · #
    2. Wow!! What an experience, thanks to my new found confidence i now have more customers than ever, all my friends and family love the new me. Thanks you anal bleaching!!!
      — Michelle Nuñez · 19/12/08 · #

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I started using anal bleaching a week ago and it is GREAT! Although skeptical at first, even my mom was shocked how pink my anus could be after she helped me apply it the first time. Now she’s hooked too!THANKS ANAL BLEACHING! — Ryan Park · 09/12/08 · #
    Scampy will be very upset that his real name has been revealed.

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    Will Bleach make my wife an arsehole?

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    Scamp, could you ask that guy from Madness whether Suggs uses this method?

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    I don't think that I have ever seen my anus.

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    I will bleach your teeth for free Scampy by pissing in your mouth.

    ....

    My old man says that when he was a nipper his mum used to brush her teeth with Ajax to keep them white. They subsequently fell out when she was 30ish.

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    Just use one of these dremel thingies. Just grind your teeth down til it gets nice and white then buff it smooth with another head (ooo errr misses).

    Its even got a 2 pin plug for the shaver socket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    What is anal bleaching? Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the area around your anus by bleaching it to get rid of any dark pigmentation that might be a result of a lifetime of body changes
    You do not need all that shit if you do the Scampy tooth brightner method then instead of spitting the bleach out you swallow it and then on its way out it will bleach the rusty hole as pink as a roosters dink .
    Or you could drink the tap water in my Moo Ban as it is 45% chlorine and by drinking it you would have a pink pooper and sparkley clippers, the best of both worlds and not spend a satang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Who the fok are these people?
    Septics mostly one would imagine.

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    ^Should we start a poll on which yanks here on td do the anal bleaching

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    If your flatmate keeps using your milk without asking then use his toothbrush for buffing your bum-hole then rinse thouroughly so he will not suspect anything and you can do it again. The electric toothbrushes work best and it does not necessarily mean that you are gay if you enjoy it.

    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Just use one of these dremel thingies
    Who could argue with an endorsement from this bloke.


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    Is that Alexi Sayle?

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    Monthly pics? Can't wait knobber

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    Is that Alexi Sayle?


    I was walking a dog, and this bloke, he comes to me and says, "Nice day, innit?" But it wasn't. It wasn't a nice day. It was a little bit cloudy. Which makes him very sar-carstic. So acting as if nothing would happen, I took his head, right, put it in me mouth, right, acting dead casual-like, clamped me teeth, and BIT HIS HEAD OFF!! Cause I hate people being sar-carstic.

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    I like the free breath mints they leave in urinals.

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    The lemon flavoured ones are best.

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    Brushing your teeth with bleach was a fad a couple of hundred years ago. As it takes the enamel off your teeth, Scampie's should be rotten with 12 months.

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    Well I was going to do daily pix of my teeth and anus with just brushing and rinsing with my Tap water and swallowing and let it bleach the anus on the way out, but due to the fact that I can take pix of my teeth, I like so many another's, have never seen my anus that I figured my wife could assist on the rear shots,, so when I approacher her on the subject, I have found out just how much a woman can be westernized in 8 or 9 years,, she told me to "Fuck Off Asshole" so I guess it will not be possible for me to participate in this experiment unless I can find a girl without the western tendency's.But I know I ain't trusting none of you ass bandits back there so forget that volunteer bullshit.
    I guess I could get some skid mark shots if I wore shivies.

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