Thread: What's the worst/funniest thing you've ever been called

Had to add this from AA's rants in MKP.

fucking wingnut moonbat!

LOL, nice one Ant.

I once told someone he was the ultimate triumph of style over substance. He said I was a twat.

Originally Posted by benbaaa

I once told someone he was the ultimate triumph of style over substance. He said I was a twat.

An excellent retort, I find a snide 'TIT' also appropriate recourse. Not as in the expression This Is Thailand however, LOL.

Tent Peg and 8ball are also on my favourites list at the mo.

English.

Originally Posted by MrEd

i was asked if i was a German by an Italian once while in Veins...

Veins? Where's that?



I was redded by a usually nice poster a while ago . . . he told me my post bore similarities to those of Jet.

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Chitown thought i was an Aussie for some reason

You're not?

Nope, but he is a male prozzie.

^that's why i'm skint

A Taxi driver in New York once asked me if I was Australian.

Originally Posted by daveboy

A Taxi driver in New York once asked me if I was Australian.

This thread is not discussing compliments given, daveboy . . . sheesh . . .

Back in the early 60s a barmaid used to call me Indian Dog.
A guy asked her why she did that and she told him I was just like an ol Indian dog,, all cock and ribs..

'murderforker' by a Nigerian scammer, who after a few months and countless emails finally realized he wasn't getting paid.

^
I sometimes like playing with those guys too. I set up fake email specifically for the purpose. Amuses me for about 3-4 exchanges then I usually forget the login details

Originally Posted by Dug

'murderforker' by a Nigerian scammer, who after a few months and countless emails finally realized he wasn't getting paid.

Originally Posted by filch

I sometimes like playing with those guys too. I set up fake email specifically for the purpose. Amuses me for about 3-4 exchanges then I usually forget the login details

You guys are not mailmen then. (insert Risus sardonicus)

(Did he really think he had a chance?)https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lounge/43245-did-he-really-think-he-had.html

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You guys are not mailmen then. (insert Risus sardonicus) (Did he really think he had a chance?)l

A Mailman I am not, but it is fun to play with those that send ridiculous emails that annouce "I am from the Nigerian Council and I need to transfer a riduclous amount of money and we share the profits blah blah"

That poor UK Mailman was fleeced because a) he thought he was hooking up with a hot horny chick b) he had savings that I find incredible! and c) extremely low self esteem.

Yeah, he was fleeced, yeah he was gullible. End of the day he was a 'newbie' and thought he was buying a wife/fuck/goodtime/whatever.

Still doesn't condone a 'serves him right for being a cock' on here. We are all at differening levels of IT intelligence.

Silly Lily just redded me and called me a Pommy wanker, Absolutely gutted I am and terribly hurt.

A wanker I have no problem with as I'm in elite company on this forum but to call my good self a " Pommy " is extremely hurtful.

''You hab big heart but niknoi cock''

Soi 6 social worker.

^ I always use the " I have small cock " gambit whilst bargaining for therapeutic services.