What's the worst/funniest thing you've ever been called

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15-01-2009, 10:21 AM
filch

Had to add this from AA's rants in MKP.

fucking wingnut moonbat!

LOL, nice one Ant.
15-01-2009, 12:29 PM
benbaaa

I once told someone he was the ultimate triumph of style over substance. He said I was a twat. :D
15-01-2009, 01:12 PM
filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by benbaaa

I once told someone he was the ultimate triumph of style over substance. He said I was a twat. :D

An excellent retort, I find a snide 'TIT' also appropriate recourse. Not as in the expression This Is Thailand however, LOL.
15-01-2009, 02:00 PM
The Fresh Prince

Tent Peg and 8ball are also on my favourites list at the mo.:)
15-01-2009, 02:16 PM
ChiangMai noon

English.
:(
15-01-2009, 07:47 PM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrEd

i was asked if i was a German by an Italian once while in Veins...

Veins? Where's that?

I was redded by a usually nice poster a while ago . . . he told me my post bore similarities to those of Jet. :(
15-01-2009, 07:49 PM
chitown

Quote:

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Chitown thought i was an Aussie for some reason:(

You're not? :p
15-01-2009, 08:19 PM
English Noodles

Nope, but he is a male prozzie.:)
16-01-2009, 12:20 AM
jizzybloke

^that's why i'm skint:(
16-01-2009, 12:31 AM
daveboy

A Taxi driver in New York once asked me if I was Australian.
16-01-2009, 07:44 AM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveboy

A Taxi driver in New York once asked me if I was Australian.

This thread is not discussing compliments given, daveboy . . . sheesh . . . :)
16-01-2009, 09:04 AM
blackgang

Back in the early 60s a barmaid used to call me Indian Dog.
A guy asked her why she did that and she told him I was just like an ol Indian dog,, all cock and ribs..:)
16-01-2009, 12:03 PM
Cujo

'murderforker' by a Nigerian scammer, who after a few months and countless emails finally realized he wasn't getting paid.
16-01-2009, 12:14 PM
filch

^
I sometimes like playing with those guys too. I set up fake email specifically for the purpose. Amuses me for about 3-4 exchanges then I usually forget the login details :)
16-01-2009, 04:25 PM
English Noodles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dug

'murderforker' by a Nigerian scammer, who after a few months and countless emails finally realized he wasn't getting paid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by filch

I sometimes like playing with those guys too. I set up fake email specifically for the purpose. Amuses me for about 3-4 exchanges then I usually forget the login details

You guys are not mailmen then. (insert Risus sardonicus):)

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lounge/43245-did-he-really-think-he-had.html
17-01-2009, 02:43 AM
filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You guys are not mailmen then. (insert Risus sardonicus):)l

A Mailman I am not, but it is fun to play with those that send ridiculous emails that annouce "I am from the Nigerian Council and I need to transfer a riduclous amount of money and we share the profits blah blah"

That poor UK Mailman was fleeced because a) he thought he was hooking up with a hot horny chick b) he had savings that I find incredible! and c) extremely low self esteem.

Yeah, he was fleeced, yeah he was gullible. End of the day he was a 'newbie' and thought he was buying a wife/fuck/goodtime/whatever.

Still doesn't condone a 'serves him right for being a cock' on here. We are all at differening levels of IT intelligence.
17-01-2009, 09:27 AM
terry57

Silly Lily just redded me and called me a Pommy wanker, Absolutely gutted I am and terribly hurt.

A wanker I have no problem with as I'm in elite company on this forum but to call my good self a " Pommy " is extremely hurtful. :rolleyes: :)
17-01-2009, 11:14 AM
changnoy

''You hab big heart but niknoi cock''

Soi 6 social worker.
17-01-2009, 11:19 AM
baldrick

^ I always use the " I have small cock " gambit whilst bargaining for therapeutic services. :D

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