Thread: I wish most of you a happy New Year for 2009

But not everyone, I hope some of you pricks die....twice.

But that said and out of the way.

Happy New Year 2009……..
I want you folks to be the first of all my buddies to whom I send Happy New Year greetings...
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected. Whites are happy, OJ is in jail. Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy that the election is finally over! I think 2009 will be even better.
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace!
Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009!!!!!!!!!

"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."

"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."

can somebody translate this into Thai please ?

Translate it to anything understandable....

HNY, bg.

Best of luck to you BlackGang

It will be all hands on deck this year.....................








BTW being the eternal optimist Waterford Wedgewood, I.E. Waterford Crystal went into liquidation an hour ago

A Major Irish Iconic brand name for many many years.........................

Unfortuantely not my first Happy New Years greets to anyone today, but definitely as genuine as all the others.

I reckon things will be a little bumpy, the whole world seems to be going a bit potty at the moment.

But I do wish everyone a safe, prosperous and happy New Year!

Happy New Year BG.

Originally Posted by Mid

"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."

can somebody translate this into Thai please ?

Easy, the gov doesn't have anything of its own...what it spends is gathered from those it owns.

As it is said by the taxman, what isn't nailed down is mine, and what I can prise loose isn't nailed down.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Translate it to anything understandable....

Some of these cats ain't to swift,, where the hell they think that the govt gets this welfare and other shit they give away, just pluck it out of thin air..

Originally Posted by blackgang

But not everyone, I hope some of you pricks die....twice.

Who?

Happy New Year BG. And may you live another thousand years more.

It sounds like Obama will be busy. lucky he is much fitter than dubya. I've heard dubya has kidney stones and will die soon.

You do know you're 4 days late, right BG? It's twelfth night today.

Happy new(ish) year ya miserable old coot & many more of 'em.

back at ya old fella

Originally Posted by blackgang

where the hell they think that the govt gets this welfare and other shit they give away

swiss printing machines ?

Originally Posted by Bones

I've heard dubya has kidney stones and will die soon.

Wrong, if kidney stones would kill ya then there is one ol broad running around out there making someones life miserable that I would not have had to divorce.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Happy new(ish) year ya miserable old coot & many more of 'em.

Thanks NR, but I hope, as some others do, that there ain't gonna be to many more of em.

Originally Posted by blackgang

But not everyone, I hope some of you pricks die....twice.

But that said and out of the way.

Happy New Year 2009……..
I want you folks to be the first of all my buddies to whom I send Happy New Year greetings...
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected. Whites are happy, OJ is in jail. Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy that the election is finally over! I think 2009 will be even better.
Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace!
Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009!!!!!!!!!

"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else."

Happy New Year to you too...sadly, I feel the USA, as well as the UK is a bit fucked! And Obama...well if he gets to "actually" be president, before some deranged fucker blows his head off, good luck to him, I think the guy could do some good!

The UK on the other hand is a different matter...it is passed help, the PC gang have destroyed the place!

Happy New Year anyway....keep away from burning disco's and the year may turn out well! (Better than that poor sod on Thai Visa who killed a retard on a motorbike and is getting hounded for 14.5 million!!!!!)

What did I do?

happy new yer ya bastard....

Originally Posted by blackgang

I wish most of you a happy New Year for 2009 But not everyone, I hope some of you pricks die....twice.

oh, does that include me then?

but like that op!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

(Better than that poor sod on Thai Visa who killed a retard on a motorbike and is getting hounded for 14.5 million!!!!!)

linky?

Happy new year BG, ya old curmudgeon you.

HNY to all at TD, it's now the 6th of January- or the 12th day of Christmas, also my Mums birthday, so the Festive season is over and back to business.