Flatulance

**Thetyim** · 09-10-2008, 11:23 PM

You can get odour eaters that are placed in your underwear

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**momo8** · 09-10-2008, 11:23 PM

^^ He's younger than me.

**jizzybloke** · 09-10-2008, 11:32 PM

Ah ok just never heard of the name, JBird is a big fan

but keeps threatening to do it back to me!

**Spin** · 09-10-2008, 11:37 PM

Dunno what Momo's complaining for, she's no angel herself....

**momo8** · 09-10-2008, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Ah ok just never heard of the name, JBird is a big fan but keeps threatening to do it back to me!

don't let her take a lighter under the covers.

**melvbot** · 09-10-2008, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Originally Posted by melvbot

Its when you build up a trump and trap it under the covers, when the mrs gets in bed pull the covers over her head and hold her under so she has to endure the smell. You have to yell "Dutch Oven" as you hood her under

Bloody Aussies, hubby is Chinese though. I have stong suspicions something has died in his stomach and is decomposing.

At least you didnt think I was one of them nasty Merkins.

**HungryHeart** · 09-10-2008, 11:49 PM

I like drinking nam ta hoo - hot soy milk sold at the street stalls in the evenings. This allows for the bestest most rankist farts in history

**Gerbil** · 09-10-2008, 11:59 PM

Wet Suit FartWhy you should never fart in a wet suit...

**Gerbil** · 10-10-2008, 12:03 AM

Useful fart info:

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**Thetyim** · 10-10-2008, 12:06 AM

Momo lights a burner

**Loy Toy** · 10-10-2008, 12:25 AM

Momo, Christmas is just around the corner so buy him a few pairs of these.

Well at least he might get the message

**Spin** · 10-10-2008, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by momo8

I have stong suspicions something has died in his stomach and is decomposing.

he hasn't been doing that "pet shop boys" thing with small rodents has he?

Maybe he left one up there and it died?

**Loy Toy** · 10-10-2008, 12:35 AM

They say when a woman lets go she really lets go.

**nedwalk** · 10-10-2008, 04:52 AM

i like to play suicide dutch oven, you lay in bed hack up a big lurgy and say to the missus 'i wonder if i spit it up in the air if i can catch it again.. on that ,said girl takes a dive under the covers.. and then you give it to her

**Loy Toy** · 10-10-2008, 06:16 AM

I think that I am probably the only one here that understands what you just said Neddy. Good trick though!

**terry57** · 10-10-2008, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by momo8

What's normal? Is excessive farting indicative of a stomach problem?

No change in diet or anything but if my husband keeps it up may have to start sleeping in the spare bedroom.

YES, a very simple question to answer Homo.

Get your dildo and ram it in his back bottom just after he nods off .

I'm not being nasty but I know you got a extremely large one, all girls have.

**nedwalk** · 10-10-2008, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

Get your dildo and ram it in your back bottom just after he nods off .

Originally Posted by terry57

I'm not being nasty but I know you got a extremely large one,

geez mate your getting a bit personel arn,t ya ??

**kingwilly** · 10-10-2008, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

But the flatulance puts me off and he thinks he's hilarious when he plays dutch ovens.

sounds like a true aussie.

**momo8** · 10-10-2008, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

I'm not being nasty but I know you got a extremely large one, all girls have.

Terry I don't need a vibrator if I've got the real thing

What kind of 'girls' have you been hanging around with ? Lesbians?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

sounds like a true aussie.

Bloody oath.

**baldrick** · 10-10-2008, 06:01 PM

I though it was well known that the reason women did not fart so much was they could not keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure.

**momo8** · 10-10-2008, 06:03 PM

Anyway, we're having Italian for dinner and if another fart fest starts, I'm going out

**nedwalk** · 10-10-2008, 06:05 PM

^ with the italian?

**Spin** · 10-10-2008, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Terry I don't need a vibrator if I've got the real thing

Washing machine?

**November Rain** · 10-10-2008, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Terry I don't need a vibrator if I've got the real thing

Well, that's the first time I've ever heard those words spoken to anyone other than a partner.

We could add it to the top lies women tell their partners...

(Of course size doesn't matter.)
(Don't worry, it happens to everyone. Let's just cuddle.)
(Yes, of course I came)
(I've only had one other sexual relationship)
(You're the best ever)
etc...

**jandajoy** · 10-10-2008, 07:46 PM

Wow that's huge........

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