Little Knick-knacks Around The House You Couldn't Do Without.

**DrAndy** · 22-09-2008, 10:03 PM

Boytoys...hmm, well I have a GPS which tells me where I am, even though I know already

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 10:06 PM

I have a wife to be that does the same. Useful but eats.

**Loy Toy** · 22-09-2008, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

that is hardly inexpensive, but fun

It is one of the few extravagant pleasures I allow myself.

Great to run a hot bath, turn on the steam function and just relax.

Has a speaker set up so you can run your CD music as well.

Really cheap and when compared to the other units that are in the market.

FYI at least 50% of the houses that are going up down here have a jacuzzi in the master bathroom now.

Great fun, very much so.

**DrAndy** · 23-09-2008, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

FYI at least 50% of the houses that are going up down here have a jacuzzi in the master bathroom now.

Great fun, very much so.

oh, I have heard about those suburban house parties

pics please

**panama hat** · 22-09-2008, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

yes, well she also smells

That is not nice at all . . . she looks, err, like she has a good heart!

Seriously, your real partner looks like a very,very pleasant lady. I meant no disrespect.

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

Seriously, your real partner looks like a very,very pleasant lady. I meant no disrespect.

No worries. She does smell a bit too actually. Especially when she comes back from her crab / frog hunts. Ghastly stench. Washes down well though. Not. I hasten to add, in a fckin Tardis shower house thing costing our villages annual income. Nor does she peel apples with a toilet.
Just strip her off, throw a bucket of water at her, with a squirt of disinfectant and she's ready for a rub down.

Lovely jubly.

just teasing LT

NO..... no photos

**panama hat** · 22-09-2008, 10:26 PM

Ahem, on that note - it's 23.30 and time for lights out.

'night all.

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 10:31 PM

bon nuit.... Mr panama

**Wayne Kerr** · 22-09-2008, 10:33 PM

LT, from one Aussie to (well at least what I thought) another Aussie, that aint no f'n "knick knack", its a f'n jacuzzi. The apple peeler, I hope you're taking the piss cobber. I reckon you must be ... real Aussies have spots for stringing up back packers in their baths, and much nastier skinning devices.

Now here is my favourite "knick knack", a bloody hand crafted bottle opener thingo. Cop the functionality. Check them f'n magnets, it f'n sticks on me friggin beer fridge mate. This is what I call a f'n "knick knack"!

**Loy Toy** · 22-09-2008, 10:38 PM

^ Yeh I know I fcuked up re the terminology. I mean't appliances. I think I've been here too long.

A great Knick-Knack mate and I bet it has seen a lot of action.

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 10:39 PM

^^ Now we're fukin talkin......... greened

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I mean't appliances.

THat....... is an appliance.....

**daveboy** · 22-09-2008, 10:42 PM

**Marmite the Dog** · 22-09-2008, 10:44 PM

The missus.

Not very good at housework though, what having no arms or legs.

**Loy Toy** · 22-09-2008, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

The missus.

Not very good at housework though, what having no arms or legs.

Now this is the Knick-knacks I was expecting and it took 62 posts to arrive!

And from one of the mods as well

Well done marmers.

**daveboy** · 22-09-2008, 10:45 PM

^
oh dear

**Wayne Kerr** · 22-09-2008, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Yeh I know I fcuked up re the terminology. I mean't appliances. I think I've been here too long. A great Knick-Knack mate and I bet it has seen a lot of action.

Yeah got ya there mate, which is why I prefaced it from one Aussie to another. I know very well how our language skills deteriorate over time but I guess none of us would claim to them ever being very good in the first place.

Anyway did you cop the functionality of the shark. Thumb fits under the pectoral fin. Index and middle finger fit around the dorsal fin. F'n beauty it is. Mrs. Kerr clocked me with it once for coming home ultra late, hence the chip out of the sucker

.

**Wayne Kerr** · 22-09-2008, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Not very good at housework

I wish you'd stop talking about Mrs. Kerr like that

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Now this is the Knick-knacks I was expecting

No it wasn't.
You were expecting shower cubicles and tractors and washing machines and swimming pools and servants and stuff.............
Don't try and fool us you rich bastassd,

Ive got a wheel barrow, sorry no photos, and I pay a bloke to push it. The bloke is a worthy knick nack. the barrow goes if it requires funds for maintenance.

**Jet Gorgon** · 22-09-2008, 11:17 PM

WTF? I'm with Melvbot & BKKM. These are knick knacks -- useless dust collectors: Mind, the leprechauns are a salt & pepper set.

**Loy Toy** · 22-09-2008, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

WTF? I'm with Melvbot & BKKM. These are knick knacks -- useless dust collectors: Mind, the leprechauns are a salt & pepper set.

Nice Jettie,

I have been looking around for some nice porcelain figurines' such as Lladro but can't seem to find them here.

An absolute fortune for such pieces these days.

**Loy Toy** · 22-09-2008, 11:18 PM

^ ^ Yes it was, yes it was!

And any other little mother's helpers that may be out there.

Fcek I better not post a picture of the new fridge that the missus just brought then!

It doesn't even have a bottle opener on it, only one of those useless ice makers and water purifiers.

Fcuk I miss the good old life!

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 11:22 PM

can't bloody post pic. ARRRRRGH

**Jet Gorgon** · 22-09-2008, 11:28 PM

^ Fekin men. That's a Royal Doulton. *sigh*

^^^ You can only post the fridge pic if it's totally covered with cheap magnet thingies from "exotic" places, like a moose head from Wasilla or a Mona Lisa from the Louvre. Or some sugary sweet saying like "friends are the family you make."

**jandajoy** · 22-09-2008, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Nice Jettie, I have been looking around for some nice porcelain figurines' such as Lladro but can't seem to find them here. An absolute fortune for such pieces these days

Gay poofter............... get one of these. 25 knots planing. Wives hate them. Great for fishing or just fcking about.

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