Thread: Similarities between Christ and Scampy

1) Shabby Christmas accommodation (stable/container)

2) Complicated paternal situation.

3) Early 30s

4) Disliked by establishment

5) Short of cash (shekels)

6) Unusual career.

7) Likes hanging out with men wearing robes & other strange garments.


(He can hardly complain that being compared to Christ constitutes bullying!)

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

5) Short of cash (shekels)

Was christ really short of cash, don't forget Joseph was a carpenter, not a bad job.

Mind you he did take that wine and food to "share amongst everyone"

yes they both sux and are for weak minded people

No doubt I am Judas...

(not for kissing him I hasten to add)

Originally Posted by Blake7

(not for kissing him I hasten to add)

So you say !

And he was persecuted around Easter time.

Moog must represent the Rabbis

Both self-made martyers?

8) Christ wrote 'The Sermon on the Mount' . Scampy wrote 'Gay for a Day?'

9) Christ then went to Jerusalem and Scampy then went to Babylon.

Both got pissed for free. (Jesus turned water into wine)

10) - Both had disloyal disciples.

Christ was thrice denied by Peter.
Blake 7 lied in a most wicked way vis a vis claims of Scampy being blown in the gay sauna.

Both were sentenced to death by PP: Pontius Pilatus and PatPong respectively.

I never lied - just repeated was I was told.

Originally Posted by Blake7

I never lied - just repeated was I was told.

That's what Judas said.
But Judas never picked up Christ's bartab.

do they both bite their nails

Originally Posted by RandomChances

do they both bite their nails

Christ never did that in front of me.

But Scampy bought me a can of Heineken and offered me a slice of cheese.

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by RandomChances

do they both bite their nails

Christ never did that in front of me.

But Scampy bought me a can of Heineken and offered me a slice of cheese.

Was he buttering you up to borrow some money ?

Was he buttering you up to borrow some money ?

11)
- Jesus overturned the moneylenders tables in the temple.
- Scampy forgave the circus when they screwed him out of his wages.


I must say, on the evidence provided so far, the Champ seems holier.

Originally Posted by kii maa

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by RandomChances

do they both bite their nails

Christ never did that in front of me.

But Scampy bought me a can of Heineken and offered me a slice of cheese.

Was he buttering you up to borrow some money ?

I am far too tight-arsed to be srcewed that way (excuse the figurative expression). And no, he didn't ask.

I'm trying to think of one with christ, scampy, Mary Magdalane, whores and blow jobs, but my creative juice's just are'nt flowing....come on Moog help me out

Originally Posted by RandomChances

I'm trying to think of one with christ, scampy, Mary Magdalane, whores and blow jobs, but my creative juice's just are'nt flowing....come on Moog help me out

Wasn't Mary Magdalene sposed to have been a whore ?

Would've been easier if she had been a kathoey

Be careful, blasphemy like this could cause rioting and a Christian Jihad
could be called on all participants.

Originally Posted by BOOMBOY

Be careful, blasphemy like this could cause rioting and a Christian Jihad
could be called on all participants.

Luckily christians aren't as sensitive as the ragheads

They are both Trinities.
Father, son and holy ghost.
Scampy, Wes and Uma.