Thread: Similarities between Christ and Scampy

"I never lied - just repeated was I was told."

So you're saying he told you he'd been given a hummer?

Its like a pregnant girl claiming to be a virgin...

'Um. I got shagged by a deity'

...as opposed to a 'gayity'



"But Judas never picked up Christ's bartab."

At the last supper Christ gave his boys his blood to drink. If one believes Blake's compulsive lies, Scampy gives his boys spunk.