Thread: Getting drunk.

Over the last two hours I've drunkalyzed a bottle of Regency (Brrrrrrrrrandy Thai, as they call it on TV) and, while I'm pissed as a fart, I'm still reasonably normal, admittedly I just tried to go outside for a smoke and missed the door by three feet and walked into the wall but all I really want to do right now is curl up in a chair and watch 1940's Bugs Bunny cartoons. If I'd just drunk 7 bottles of Leo I'd be on the bike heading for Loy Khro where I'd get into a fight with some fat American TEFLer and barfine three shaven MILFs or a newbie ladybot (stet) streetwalker to Queen Bee's for a couple of sordid and non-productive hours

Why is this? Surely alcohol is alcohol and the end result should be the same. Does anybody else get this different result from different types of booze type of thing or am I suffering from incipient cancer of the brainstem?

Man, is that all you've drunk; you make no sense at all

You can still type, that's amazing.

Nonsense

Originally Posted by DrB0b

If I'd just drink 7 bottles of Leo I'd be on bike heading for Loy Khro where I'd get into a fight with some fat American TEFLer and barfine three shaven MILFs or a newbie ladybot (stet) streetwalker to Queen Bee's for a couple of non-productive hours

OK that's funny we need to meet but I'm not Hi So enough, I've been drinking Hong Thong

I get different effects off different booze for sure. If I drink loads of beer I get so drunk I can't remember. If I drink spirits I can handdle things a lot better except for Absinyth which makes me loose the plot.

I've gone of beer, has been making me feel really tired. Been drinking Whisky and Coke recentley, unfortunatley rotting my teeth but at least keeping me on form

Newcastle Brown Ale - pure argument/agro brew.

Red wine - "compressed" head drunk with a glowing feeling. Relaxed.

Beer Chang - Oral bovine waste producer. Early to bed or big regrets.

Vodka - don't know when to stop. Only know you've drunk too much the next day when you can't find your car/motorbike.

Gin - Four or five G&Ts and life is rosy. Anymore and those first love/ missed opportunity memories become overwhelming.

Drinking is really bad for you.

you shouldn't do it, it's unnecessary and costly.

^ Who let the teetotal twat in this thread?
Fucking converts.

Read that heroin addicts drink the best part of a bottle of Jagermeister which gives them a similar high (and when they can't score).

Seen some people turn real nasty if they drink whiskey and others turn from demons to puppy dogs when pissed.

I suppose alcohol affects different people in different ways.

Johny Walker (Black > Coke) man myself with a few beers to kick things off.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Surely alcohol is alcohol and the end result should be the same. Does anybody else get this different result from different types of booze type of thing or am I suffering from incipient cancer of the brainstem?

Nah man, Whiskey make me do things. Ugly things. Beer makes me talkative, maybe a tad rowdy. Wine? I get all fuckin inteluctual and shit. Now all three and a fat fuckin bomber and I am mostly good to go.

Although alcohol may be alcohol. I've never understood the difference in attitudes the various medium of delivery have on your attitude. I thihnk control groups are called for and serious study should be dedicated to same.

Fuckin great idea, let's do it. I'll sort it out, I know the people, trust me, I'm a Doctor, did I mention that? We need a control group of Asian chicks with big tits.

VB makes me aggressive, Singha makes me sleepy, Heineken makes my shit smell like a sugar refinery, but other beers make me excellent.

JD I can drink all day and only get nicely pissed. Tequila stops my legs working.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Drinking is really bad for you.

you shouldn't do it, it's unnecessary and costly.

Remember, we knew you before Jesus rotted your brain. Tread carefully, Ivor, all is known and much is digitised

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Fuckin great idea, let's do it. I'll sort it out, I know the people, trust me, I'm a Doctor, did I mention that? We need a control group of Asian chicks with big tits.

And long legs and nice round bottoms.
Who cares what they're gonna lok like in ten years? We just need 'em for the duration of the research! Three, four fuckin weeks max. I know two that'll be happy to join, may be more.

tomorrow morning, more likely afternoon, 90% of you drunken bastards will be nursing whisky fuelled hangovers, if you manage to scrape your lardie arses off the sweat stained mattress, by that time I will have completed a 5 kilometre jog and will probably be half way through my training routine.

It's a nice feeling to be drunk, but not the next day. Not the hangover so much if you have one, more the general listless feeling.

I think I'm going off it a bit, but thats not to say the odd sorty is not fun. I try to avoid too much spirits, because you can really go overboard and feel it in your liver/kidneys and even suffer excessive water retention problems for a few days.