Over the last two hours I've drunkalyzed a bottle of Regency (Brrrrrrrrrandy Thai, as they call it on TV) and, while I'm pissed as a fart, I'm still reasonably normal, admittedly I just tried to go outside for a smoke and missed the door by three feet and walked into the wall but all I really want to do right now is curl up in a chair and watch 1940's Bugs Bunny cartoons. If I'd just drunk 7 bottles of Leo I'd be on the bike heading for Loy Khro where I'd get into a fight with some fat American TEFLer and barfine three shaven MILFs or a newbie ladybot (stet) streetwalker to Queen Bee's for a couple of sordid and non-productive hours

Why is this? Surely alcohol is alcohol and the end result should be the same. Does anybody else get this different result from different types of booze type of thing or am I suffering from incipient cancer of the brainstem?