Thread: What would you do to Robert Mugabe?

Now I am back from my trip I don't have BBC World like I did at my Laos hotel and in Texpat's lounge - so I just hope Robert Mugabe has fucked off out of Zimbabwe for good.

I personally would like to get a big nasty African stray dog, then tie Mugabe to a wooden chair and hook the bastard up to an IV unit, you know - a blood pump; and the other end up to the dog, then play the Bobby McFerrin version of Don't Worry Be Happy at a loud volume whilst wearing a big yellow smiley face mask, and switch their blood.. The dogs blood into Mugabe's and Mugabe's into the dog.

If you could get your hands on the greedy, racist old thug - and you had the power, what would you do to him?