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    Smile What would you do to Robert Mugabe?

    Now I am back from my trip I don't have BBC World like I did at my Laos hotel and in Texpat's lounge - so I just hope Robert Mugabe has fucked off out of Zimbabwe for good.

    I personally would like to get a big nasty African stray dog, then tie Mugabe to a wooden chair and hook the bastard up to an IV unit, you know - a blood pump; and the other end up to the dog, then play the Bobby McFerrin version of Don't Worry Be Happy at a loud volume whilst wearing a big yellow smiley face mask, and switch their blood.. The dogs blood into Mugabe's and Mugabe's into the dog.

    If you could get your hands on the greedy, racist old thug - and you had the power, what would you do to him?
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    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    strap him to a chair and force his eyelids open in the Clockwork Orange (and Bkk Madness' old avatar) fashion and force him to watch the entire Gentleman Scamp video backlog with Director's commentary.

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    ^ That's just sick, you must have personal issues with the man.

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    He should be killed. Just my humble opinion. His actions have resulted in the deaths of many of his own people. He should be assissinated.

    BTW the BBC didn't help in their news reporting. They kept saying something in the order of 'it looks close' etc. When the final vote doesn't come out they should have been saying it's obvious that something is WRONG as the vote should only take a day and the gov't of mugabe is trying to steal the election. Watching the BBC I was prectically yelling at the TV screen at the way they were reporting. They gave Mugabe legitimacy to have a second vote. I can't repsect the BBC although I do believe that their reports of life in Zimbabwe over the past few years showed the truth of how bad things were.

    Another thing is the picture they put under the vote count that they put up every so often. It was a horrible picture of the opposition candidate Morgan Tsvangirai. Anyone who looked at the two candidate pics would probably have thought Mugabe was more of a gentleman by the pic. All I could think of seeing Tsvangirai's was when the US democratic hopeful Howard Dean ruined his campaign be giving that yell.

    Anyways just off Mugabe and free those African slaves.

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    The BBC can seem quite naive at times and I don't trust them... All part of 'the system' that wants us all under control.

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    Nothing - two wrongs don't make a right.

    That said, I would do an audit of his accounts and make sure he doesn't have more than the amount of money a presidential salary of 28 years. I'd also probably impose a travel ban - why should he fuck off and enjoy the riches of his corruption somewhere that has bread as part of their staple diet when those at home do not.

    For years he has been saying he is nothing more than a simple Zimbo, well now is the time to prove it. Lining up all day for a basic necessity might just give the b'stard a heart-attack!

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    also, to be fair to the BBC I think Scamp is painting a picture that the opposition are going to be the saviours of Zim. If I were you I would not hold my breath on that one. Keep-in-mind that for years the opposition were members of ZANU-PF. IMHO, the new lot are likely to be worse thieves than Mugabe was, especially if the UK goes ahead with the promise of a billion dollars in aid. Shit, these guys would steal from their own mothers - and you want to give them a billion dollars in aid - ha!

    Nope, what Zim needs is someone who is untainted by the past. And reading between the lines I think the BBC realise this.

    And if you need track-record on this, look at what happened in Zambia after KK was thrown out of office. They did nothing to him - bar the usual trials for corruption, and when it came to corruption they made KK look like he was still in kindergarten.

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    ^ Same with the Philippines, but it just doesn't happen. The bad guys always win because the good guys don't want power, just a simple happy life.

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    I'd kill the filthy nigga

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    His tyrant spirit should be crushed completely. He needs to understand the meaning of humility.

    Not sure how one could achieve this though, he seems like a stubborn old fool.

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    ^^^in my most honest moment Scamp, I think the reason there has been such a delay in the election result is because Mugabe wants to find out what his "brothers" in China are making of all this.

    China pretty much owns Zim and Zambia - and in the meantime the UK, EU and US are talking about aid packages. It's so sad it almost makes me laugh.

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    ^ It is very sad indeed, the UK has always worn a big pink dress and even the BBC is nicknamed 'Auntie Beeb', which is why our nation is so soft, there is no brutality and you need a bit to survive. Kids have no respect for elders and political correctness dictates everything.

    His tyrant spirit should be crushed completely. He needs to understand the meaning of humility.

    Not sure how one could achieve this though, he seems like a stubborn old fool.
    Just get the guy naked, hang him by a hook through his lower jaw and let him be gang beaten by four angry Zims with baseball bats, then bury him while he's still alive.

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    I'd make the bastard move into Baldricks gaff, It would then be death by boredom in about 45 minutes.

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    100 millilitres of hydrochloric acid injected into the scrotum perhaps ?
    I've heard that castration curbs aggressive tendencies.

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    ^he's 86, doubt he really cares. Then again, could cancel his Vigra subscription

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    give him over to his enemies and let them exercise some creativity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I would do an audit of his accounts and make sure he doesn't have more than the amount of money a presidential salary of 28 years.
    Discounting for inflation of course...

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    Force hydrogen into his lungs and let him drift of into the sky - then he will know what inflation feels like.

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    he is not gone yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    give him over to his enemies and let them exercise some creativity.
    Anyone seen the movie Hunting Party?

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    Nope, I think I'd simply isolate him from his Swiss bank accounts and friends and family and dump him in one of the shanty towns he's helped to create. He thinks of himself as a political survivor; lets see if he's a real survivor...

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    Lock him in a room with Idi Amin and a rusty spoon.

    See who eats who first.

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    Glue a traffic cone to his head. Then he would look like Emperor Tud.

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    He deserves death. He's basically killed loads of people through his actions. I hope someone shoots him even if it is one of his fellow criminals.

    This is how I feel but I wouldn't doubt it that he'll be living in a house in Honolulu in the near future. America and so many other erm civilized countries love retiring dictators.

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