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    Another dumbass farang unable to see the writing on the wall...

    this is an email from a thai friend of mine, she works at a bank and doesn't really understand farangs and money grubbing bargirls...

    From: kw'sfriend@hotmail.com
    To: kingwilly100@hotmail.com
    Subject: pls help me find the best solution for my friend!
    Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2008 12:26:20 +0000
    but fiirst pls tell me how are things with mrsKW??? hope all ok and no more fight!

    my friend has been dating with a thai girl.. he has met her 2 time only when he was in thailand! she asked to come to switzerland for 3 months and stop working in thailand.. said she is bored working here! so he tried to help her get a 3 months visa.. but got denied! cos her first time going out thailand would be too long! so he tried again sent application to embassy in his country and now waiting for result!

    after he told me about that I told him to be careful with this girl cos she used to ask for his money even before she met him in person! She must be only after his money and visa! but he asked me how to test her! I talked to her once online she wasn't friendly at all.. and thesedays she always comes check my friends' every emails! and not let him talk to any girlfriends!

    now he is not sure if she loves him or not cos something he feel that she only care when he pay for bills and ticket fly but sometimes shes really nice and kind! and because her family seems nice also!

    I told him not to rush, so he now will lie to her that swiss embassy say denied and have to wait one year until can apply for a visa again! and he can only come to thailand in 6 months! he wanted that when she is there he would like her to study language , help parents business and after have to find a job, but he thinks that she only want to be there and do nothing! and now he has fear when she is swiss she will ruin his reputaion and destroy his friends cos she not let him talk to other girls!

    you know my friend is very naive! even my friends say he is! ungeunine girl can take advantage of him eaasy! and im worried about him now! I don't want to see him wth this girl cos she not sincere and hyprocrite!!

    kingwilly ka.. i wanna ask you what u think about this girl? i know its difficute to test her if she just want money and to move to swiss! but maybe you can give the best idea! what supposed to do at the moment? or how to get rid this kind of girl to my friend life!

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    i replied that he is pretty dumb but she should not risk her friendship too much cos he'll not wanna listen anyway.

    but the story gets better!

    From: KW'sfriend@hotmail.com
    To: kingwilly100@hotmail.com
    Subject: RE: pls help me find the best solution for my friend!
    Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2008 03:55:51 +0000

    thanks ka kingwilly.. ur absolutely right.. he stubborn,just not want to listen! but i can't ignore after know more story bout her! can't let her suck any bath of my good friend!
    tonite my b/f will talk to him.. can give him more idea.. to make him believe..cos he knew about thais better and since he experienced same kind of thai girl think he atm machine!.. so had to finish her!

    i hate her for telling have to give wedding payment 1 MB to parents cos it is normal thai culture! now she makes thai culture are seen bad in foreigner eyes ! cos they will think thai family sell daughter for money! she should be killed for saying wrong about thai culture!

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    The Swiss government is more sensible than this guy...

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    and better ! (it's just like stickman!)

    RE: pls help me find the best solution for my friend!
    From: kingwilly'sfriend@hotmail.com
    Sent:Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:44:09 AM

    To: kingwilly100@hotmail.com




    not only 1 mb dowry she asked but he found out she got STD! but he still thinks positive it comes before she met him! and already believe she really loves him cos she said not want 1MB anymore but go marry there under swiss law! why can't reslise she just money grubbing bitch! bring me gun i wanna go die!!! can't belieev how this stupid he is!

    enough about this friend

    thx for nice words u said kingwilly

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    Asking KW for sensible advice on relationship matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    but fiirst pls tell me how are things with mrsKW??? hope all ok and no more fight!
    You been fighting with your missus? Do you want and advice?

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    PeterPan sure got things in line and figuring all done..



    Notice how KW says "Another" like there is someone else involved?

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    KW good thread.
    Your Tinglish is excelent.
    keep them coming LOL

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    why can't reslise she just money grubbing bitch! bring me gun i wanna go die!!!
    Someone needs to educate your friend that we foreigners do NOT get a gun to kill ourselves when there are more deserving targets handy.

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    The STD was unexpected; I was betting on a pregnancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Asking KW for sensible advice on relationship matters

    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    You been fighting with your missus? Do you want and advice?
    yes and no, things are fine thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    PeterPan sure got things in line and figuring all done.. Notice how KW says "Another" like there is someone else involved?


    its true !I meant another as in this is not the first time i've seen farangs get done!

    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    KW good thread. Your Tinglish is excelent. keep them coming LOL
    its true, 100% cut n paste!

    I'm not a troll!

    Quote Originally Posted by zipcode
    The STD was unexpected; I was betting on a pregnancy.
    100% mate!

    and 100% not me!

    I aint swiss for a starters!

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    Not saying your a troll.
    The story is just too good to be true
    LOL
    Keep it coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly's friend
    can't let her suck any bath of my good friend!
    Suck his bath? As in water? Doesn't he take showers like the rest of us?

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    Thais spell baht bath?
    Maybe coz they have difficulty pronouncing a th.

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    ^ Aaaah, thank you. Get it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    The story is just too good to be true
    not a word of a lie! but i agree! it is too funny !

    i might advise him to read some threads in TD!







    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    Thais spell baht bath?
    i imagine that the spellchecker does that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootad Binky
    The Swiss government is more sensible than this guy...
    That dosent seem to take that much..

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Asking KW for sensible advice on relationship matters
    I have to agree with PP here...Chintree and Chitown would be the ones to ask, they have both been married 4 times, so lots of advise to get there...

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    KW. My advice to this problem is to get the farang to read a book called 'Confessions Of A Bangkok Private Eye' by Warren Olsen. I think this book should be read by all farang before entering Thailand and should be issued along with their visa. Anyone that hasn't read it, should

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    yes, or stickman website !

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    Or Private Dancer. I like the line about the STD's though. Have you got the meds for it yet KW?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    Have you got the meds for it yet KW?
    it aint me fugger!



    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    I like the line about the STD's though.
    its all true!

    guys, you've read my writing, (well, 4,500 odd posts) surely youse all can unnerstand that i aint capable of a story this good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun View Post
    KW. My advice to this problem is to get the farang to read a book called 'Confessions Of A Bangkok Private Eye' by Warren Olsen. I think this book should be read by all farang before entering Thailand and should be issued along with their visa. Anyone that hasn't read it, should

    Seems to be a genesis of a good idea there.

    How about all the TD members who share the above sentiment form a rota to staff a booth at the nearest airport, handing out a leaflet warning about these dangers to incoming single foreign men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipcode
    to staff a booth at the nearest airport, handing out a leaflet warning about these dangers to incoming single foreign men.
    mind you, apparently this girl was asking money from him before they even met (or presumably had sex) on the internet, and now he's getting married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Asking KW for sensible advice on relationship matters
    I have to agree with PP here...Chintree and Chitown would be the ones to ask, they have both been married 4 times, so lots of advise to get there...
    You forgot to mention a slew of relationships, one night stands, 4 broken engagements and one trip to Las Vegas with intentions of getting married and ended up putting the girl on an airplane back to Chicago........by herself......ended up hating her after the long drive to Vegas

    Any advice needed? I am here to help!!!

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