Thread: Another dumbass farang unable to see the writing on the wall...

I liked the book private dancer

Originally Posted by kingwilly

this is an email from a thai friend of mine, she works at a bank and doesn't really understand farangs and money grubbing bargirls...

From: kw'[email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: pls help me find the best solution for my friend!

Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2008 12:26:20 +0000

but fiirst pls tell me how are things with mrsKW??? hope all ok and no more fight!

my friend has been dating with a thai girl.. he has met her 2 time only when he was in thailand! she asked to come to switzerland for 3 months and stop working in thailand.. said she is bored working here! so he tried to help her get a 3 months visa.. but got denied! cos her first time going out thailand would be too long! so he tried again sent application to embassy in his country and now waiting for result!

after he told me about that I told him to be careful with this girl cos she used to ask for his money even before she met him in person! She must be only after his money and visa! but he asked me how to test her! I talked to her once online she wasn't friendly at all.. and thesedays she always comes check my friends' every emails! and not let him talk to any girlfriends!

now he is not sure if she loves him or not cos something he feel that she only care when he pay for bills and ticket fly but sometimes shes really nice and kind! and because her family seems nice also!

I told him not to rush, so he now will lie to her that swiss embassy say denied and have to wait one year until can apply for a visa again! and he can only come to thailand in 6 months! he wanted that when she is there he would like her to study language , help parents business and after have to find a job, but he thinks that she only want to be there and do nothing! and now he has fear when she is swiss she will ruin his reputaion and destroy his friends cos she not let him talk to other girls!

you know my friend is very naive! even my friends say he is! ungeunine girl can take advantage of him eaasy! and im worried about him now! I don't want to see him wth this girl cos she not sincere and hyprocrite!!

kingwilly ka.. i wanna ask you what u think about this girl? i know its difficute to test her if she just want money and to move to swiss! but maybe you can give the best idea! what supposed to do at the moment? or how to get rid this kind of girl to my friend life!

You never know, she might be a nice girl. What about your friend, is she nice? How long have you known her? It seems to me that your friend is way too interested in helping the Swiss guy. What's up? Is she trying to get rid of his girl friend in order to get herself fixed?

Just me 2C's, kingw.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Aaaah, thank you. Get it now

Don't feel bad NR: this girl works in a bank and she still can't spell her own currency...

Originally Posted by fielder

You never know, she might be a nice girl. What about your friend, is she nice? How long have you known her? It seems to me that your friend is way too interested in helping the Swiss guy. What's up? Is she trying to get rid of his girl friend in order to get herself fixed? Just me 2C's, kingw.

good points actually.

I've known her for quite a number of years (5-6).

She is a 'good' girl, but can be a little bit interferring with her friends and a little bit judgment re: 'bad' girls.

I completely trust her motives re: the swiss guy, she is only trying to help. She's got a b/f and completely (and sickenly) in love with him.

Originally Posted by klongmaster

Don't feel bad NR: this girl works in a bank and she still can't spell her own currency...

pricless !

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

KW good thread.
Your Tinglish is excelent.

That's his normal writing style, he doesn't have to make any special effort to sound like that

Its more like Mr T's style. How is he BTW?

there's a teacher in Chiang Mai who met his first Thai wife on the internet, converted to buddhism, came over and married her. He never went for a drink for 2 years cause he was saving for their future. Took her back to Canada, set her up and left her to come back to CM. Returning to CM he did a 180 and became a whoremonger, piss artist and eventually yaba addict. He's now with one of the deaf and dumb prostitutes from Loi Krok. He told me she was in the bar, when he met her, because she was only looking for a friend. He set up a bank account with joint ATMs cause he trusts her! she's cleaned him out more than once but the really scary thing is he keeps taking her back! Her family started building an extention to their mountain village shack the first day she brought him to the village. We laughed and asked him who's paying for the new hacienda. He said not him, but guess what? Where do these foking idiots come from?

^ hehe - too funny! (sad actually)

she sent me one of his sad arse emails!

to continue the discussion....
a said to her, if she want see me more time, she had to come in switzerland and stay with me, as i did in thai for a period. in that case it is 3 months, the max of visa permit.
well, only to tell you what she want from me: new watch, new phone, necklage(didn't buy), ring(didn't buy), leptop (didn't buy), now buy a fly ticket to go back home (to her parents for4days about 5'500 baths??airasia!)(bought only go ticket 1/2 price)...., and also i bough a printer, a modem cos i needed too, she wants a desk (didn't buy) for her comp, many cloths (the brand i didn't buy cos expensive, i bough her only something cheap)...... well, in this time i think i bought enough! the story to pay her the school is a shit, cos she recieved the scolarship, so she didn't pay the university! she asked me to marry her, and to pay a guarantee 1million baths!!!! i said no thanks, haven't this money to pay your parents to marry you...it's a lot of money really!!!
she said normal and it is thai culture...that's right cos i saw too, but the sum isn't so high!!!
i know, now her dad want change car, he is waiting sure the wedding, her brother is setting a company with friends, her dad is with him too, capital 4 million baths.... real is less...only 25%, the same a lot of money...and i'm thinking...how have all this money? answer is easy i think.... no need to think too long!
it seem everybody is waiting me. but i said already niet! i don't pay this sum, then i don't marry her better. she sad,1 time she cried too, but now when i say don't marry, she is indifferent...no cry no laff...nothing. cos i think, she know i do what she will.... but this time isnt like this! even if in this days she is really sweet.
well..i'll attach you something she wrote on msn, one time she wrote i'm irritant, i didn't talk with her for a day, she cried and wrote me sorry so much.....blaaa blaa...may you can translate and know more...tomorro i ll send you more i copied from work. but may can find nothing.

the only way i think is checking her in thai language..not in english cos she know i can translate, but difficult to find something..agghhh

Now i have to go eat to my parents..they just called me. they are in the other apartment, for the moment i'm alone in this one. take care, see you tomorrow!have a wonderful day!!! thank you so much to read all my stories and to give me suggestions

Sounds like a Dutch guy I know. He offered to give her family loads of money if she would dump her current BF and go with him. I've got a copy of the email somewhere. After a while the BF had enough of her and dumped her anyway. I think she waited a month and is now creaming of the Dutch guy.

There's some dumb fucks around.

Sorry, but the Engrish is so bad in the e-mail that i stopped reading it after the third paragraph.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

Thais spell baht bath?

i imagine that the spellchecker does that!

Yeah, right, like the e-mail look slike it has been spellchecked.

A farang that I know, who's being fleeced, is so confident that his wife loves him that I'd, and anyone else, be wasting my time getting him to believe it. She also thinks my wife is doing the same to me that she comes to get advice, from her, on what she should do next.

Originally Posted by chitown

You forgot to mention a slew of relationships, one night stands, 4 broken engagements and one trip to Las Vegas with intentions of getting married and ended up putting the girl on an airplane back to Chicago........by herself......ended up hating her after the long drive to Vegas

How the feck did you find time to work, with all that "action" going on...

Work and play only. Sleep? I can sleep when I die!!

Originally Posted by Dalton

Originally Posted by chitown

You forgot to mention a slew of relationships, one night stands, 4 broken engagements and one trip to Las Vegas with intentions of getting married and ended up putting the girl on an airplane back to Chicago........by herself......ended up hating her after the long drive to Vegas

How the feck did you find time to work, with all that "action" going on...

^ Life in the fast lane, I admire that. I'm to chicken to do that..

^Yeh right, i recken you party prety hard Mr D

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Sorry, but the Engrish is so bad in the e-mail that i stopped reading it after the third paragraph.

Now, what was it you called me when I wouldn't read your thread (because of overemotive language)? Eeerrm... Nope... Can't get it... Oh, yes! Arrogant fool. Cap fit, does it, Noodles?

I'm having a cheese sandwich and some Leo's

and ?

^^ Just cheese? Or is there some tomato, salad, pickle, onion etc on it? Enjoy.

prolly got gerkins and sardines on it too!

Branston