I can keep it as culturally relative as the next guy but I've been putting up with too much bullshit to take it one more time.

What am I talking about? No, it's not the liars, nor the deceivers, or the mind numbingly short-term views of the Thai people, but the jealousy.

I have a Thai girlfriend and for our entire relationship she has accused me of cheating. I have NOT. She spies on me using facebook, which is a real piece of shit thing to do, and questions me over every female friend I mention.

She even called me gay once for spending time with friends.

Two nights ago she called me up to ask me about a girl who wrote me a message on facebook. I was in bed and not pleased to be woken up to this. I told her I would call her tomorrow and I did.

I told her straight up, if she ever EVER accuses of me of cheating on her again I will end our relationship permanently.

Of course the Thai tears came out and she complained how she wasn't feeling good and had a fever, but fuck that!

One more time, and I'm a swinging single again...

I'll keep you all updated.