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    CMN Revealed!

    Pocket Arnie is world No1 lifter





    By JAMES CLENCH
    Published: Today







    MEET mighty midget CMN – the world’s smallest bodybuilder.
    He stands 2ft 9in tall and weighs 20lb, the same as a one-year-old.
    But each day the mini Arnie, 19, pumps iron with customised 3.3lb dumb-bells – the same as a 15st bloke lifting 35lb weights.


    Shortzenegger ... CMN hits the gym


    CMN, who has bulked his chest to 20in, biceps to 6.5in and thighs to 8in, said: “I’ve been training for two years and must be the world’s strongest midget.”

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle794451.ece
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    This should be in Issues.

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    Worth a green that one.

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    Well done, midgets everywhere can take heart, being structurally challenged need not be a handicap.

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    After his crowing on the "6 Nations" thread he deserves everything that comes his way.

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    are those hello kitty shorts?

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    Well worth a green from here.....That can help counter the red you'll get from CMn....

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    He seems a bit high on that pic

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    ^Yes, he does. About 2 foot 9" high.

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    I think you guys are cruel and uncaring taking the piss out of CMn like that.In real life,he's much taller than the midget.much taller.....

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    Why are his legs different lengths?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    I think you guys are cruel and uncaring taking the piss out of CMn like that.In real life,he's much taller than the midget.much taller.....
    Might be taller but I doubt 'much more' than the midget's claim to 1.83.

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    ^ Obsessed much, keda...

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    ^^Inches or centimeters ?

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    ^It's not the length that counts according to Ant.
    Last edited by Begbie; 13-02-2008 at 06:33 PM.

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    ^ That's what all guys with small todgers say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Why are his legs different lengths?
    No ..his kneecaps are just placed differently to us Gullivers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    CMN Revealed!
    I don't know gerbii but see little resemblance to CMN. Are you sure you have the right guy?


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    ^Cheeky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    CMN Revealed!
    I don't know gerbii but see little resemblance to CMN. Are you sure you have the right guy?

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    The world's tallest man meets the world's shortest man




    Worlds apart: The moment the tallest man met the shortest | the Daily Mail

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    ^ He's not the world's tallest man anymore.

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    ^ Is he dead, or somebody out-grew him...

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    absolute quality, i lov the pic of him sandwiched in between his parents!

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