Ultimatum

**BigRed** · 12-02-2008, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Whose Wandering

Will tell you how it goes on Valentines day. (They celebrate that crap here?!?)

No, they don't believe in anything as shallow as a cynical marketing ploy to double the cost of flowers, cards, short breaks, etc. Simply tell her that you are not wasting your money on any of that crap and all your problems will be solved.

**BigRed** · 12-02-2008, 10:49 PM

PS. My wife seems to have improved now, she just seems resigned to it, even though it is all imaginary

**Whose Wandering** · 13-02-2008, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by zipcode

Your last post leads me to believe that you are youngish, not unattractive, tolerant, generous, and not someone who drinks/smokes/gambles excessively; all of these are qualities that your gf feels will make you attractive to other Thai women (and she is correct!).

And what about you, beautiful? What do you think of me?

*wishes I had a batting eyelashes emoticon.

There's more to it. Of course. Does the good outweigh the bad in the relationship? Probably yes. That and as you all should know from living here: The sex is really good.

Originally Posted by terry57

Be a foking man and kick her stupid arse from here to kingdom come.

I take her to kingdom come every night...

**zipcode** · 13-02-2008, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Whose Wandering

Originally Posted by zipcode

Your last post leads me to believe that you are youngish, not unattractive, tolerant, generous, and not someone who drinks/smokes/gambles excessively; all of these are qualities that your gf feels will make you attractive to other Thai women (and she is correct!).

And what about you, beautiful? What do you think of me?

*wishes I had a batting eyelashes emoticon.

There's more to it. Of course. Does the good outweigh the bad in the relationship? Probably yes. That and as you all should know from living here: The sex is really good.

Originally Posted by terry57

Be a foking man and kick her stupid arse from here to kingdom come.

I take her to kingdom come every night...

See what I mean about you being too nice a person: it's her that should be taking you to kingdom come!

Keep one thing in mind (and I hope other LOS residents will confirm/refute):

If the relationship escalates to violence (no matter how minor), you as a foreigner will have no rights/sympathy if you are the victim; and you as a foreigner will be near-damned if you are the perpetrator.

**mrsquirrel** · 13-02-2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

...and the reality is that she is more than likely the one chatting up other guys online.

I do chuckle everytime I read that. Sorry mate but it does tickle me a bit.

**Whose Wandering** · 13-02-2008, 11:18 AM

As a matter of fact... :S

You guys do know how many others send the same messages to Thai girls online right?

My line is now "Check out my profile and if you don't find me too sleazy then message me back."

No responses yet!

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-02-2008, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I do chuckle everytime I read that.

I can't think why....

**mrsquirrel** · 13-02-2008, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I can't think why....

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-02-2008, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I can't think why....

Stop being sorry, you cock.

**Whose Wandering** · 13-02-2008, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Quote: Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog I can't think why.... mrsquirrel is offline Add to mrsquirrel's Reputation Report Post Reply With Quote

...paranoia...increasing...must...install...keyboa rd logger...

Originally Posted by zipcode

If the relationship escalates to violence (no matter how minor), you as a foreigner will have no rights/sympathy if you are the victim; and you as a foreigner will be near-damned if you are the perpetrator.

Ok, show of hands, who has actually been assaulted by their Thai girlfiend while (or after) trying to break up with them?

I've heard about this several times over from several people but in all reality, how do you let it escalate to a brawl with a petite girl?

That's just not going to happen. Not my style.

bkkandrew · 13-02-2008, 03:43 PM

^Oh yes. Barracaded myself on 5th floor balcony at one point. 4 locked doors were broken in the melee!

**Whose Wandering** · 13-02-2008, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

^Oh yes. Barracaded myself on 5th floor balcony at one point. 4 locked doors were broken in the melee!

Did she turn big and green and start emitting gamma radiation?

/I'm a NERRRRRRD!

bkkandrew · 13-02-2008, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Whose Wandering

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

^Oh yes. Barracaded myself on 5th floor balcony at one point. 4 locked doors were broken in the melee!

Did she turn big and green and start emitting gamma radiation?

Er, no

Just used a pestle and morter to bash the door with...

**astasinim** · 13-02-2008, 04:33 PM

^^
Ditto

**mrsquirrel** · 13-02-2008, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Stop being sorry, you cock.

**Dalton** · 13-02-2008, 04:02 PM

^ Cheap way to get your post count up...

Very similar to CMn....

**English Noodles** · 13-02-2008, 04:25 PM

^As is this utter rubbish.

**Whose Wandering** · 13-02-2008, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Just used a pestle and morter to bash the door with...

Som Tam. Is there nothing it can't do?

**Dalton** · 13-02-2008, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

As is this utter rubbish

What !!! That was a lecture on a very high intellectual level...

**Little Chuchok** · 13-02-2008, 06:17 PM

Mate of mine had a Thai shelia that used to get pissed and accuse him of all sorts of things.He wasn't one to root around anyway,but finally had a gutsful.Now this bloke would always do what he said,so when she went ape shit,he waited untill the morning and told her "The next time you accuse me of shagging around, I will"

So she stopped drinking and never accused him again.

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-02-2008, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Whose Wandering

Ok, show of hands, who has actually been assaulted by their Thai girlfiend while (or after) trying to break up with them?

Me...

**mrsquirrel** · 14-02-2008, 04:34 AM

^ Everytime?

**Whose Wandering** · 14-02-2008, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by cujo

may as well enjoy it

I hear there's a mortar and pestle in it for me if I ever go that way...*shudder*

Valentine's day tonight. Chicks of all backgrounds seem to love chocolate. Perhaps Ferror Rocher...just to show how hi-so (hahaha!) I am.

**zipcode** · 14-02-2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Whose Wandering

Originally Posted by cujo

may as well enjoy it

I hear there's a mortar and pestle in it for me if I ever go that way...*shudder*

Valentine's day tonight. Chicks of all backgrounds seem to love chocolate. Perhaps Ferror Rocher...just to show how hi-so (hahaha!) I am.

Try a bottle of chocolate syrup instead; you can figure out how to use it I think.

Remember:

Chocolate syrup -> erotic

Chocolate bar -> kinky

Hershey Alley -> disgusting pervert

**Marmite the Dog** · 14-02-2008, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Everytime?

No. Just the once.

When I think about it, we didn't actually split up then, but a few months afterwards. I only had one plate left.

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