Getting Thais to get rid of junk

**dirtydog** · 08-02-2008, 06:25 PM

How do you get your Thai wife or girlfriend to allow you to get rid of junk and rubbish that you will never use?

Ok my place is a 6 storey building, we moved here from a 5 storey double unit that wasn't so full up with junk about 9 years ago, we have had 9 years of collecting more junk and the place is absolutely full up, I used to collect old furniture with the idea of restoring it, nice hobby and all that, but like cars it costs more than what the actual value is and you can just buy the second hand version a lot easier.

But it has got to the stage where I have to sneak stuff out to throw it away as it all has some value or maybe used in our next lives or some such thing, glasses with chips or cracks I chuck out straight away, if I get caught I get grief, we must have about 300 glasses in the cupboards so it's not as though we need that many, everything you can think I have a broken version that needs throwing away, so basically I need someone to kidnap my girlfriend and then I have to fake a break in where all this lovely junk and rubbish gets stolen.

Jees I really do need to get rid of some of this rubbish, I am pretty sure I have some car cassette players somewhere

**AntRobertson** · 08-02-2008, 06:32 PM

When we last moved house I took the opportunity to ditch a lot of the crap that my wife had accumulated. I simply put my foot down down and said: 'Woman, this shite has got to go!'.

And then I put it all in big bags and threw it out before she got home.

**dirtydog** · 08-02-2008, 06:38 PM

Hmmm, so your saying the easy answer for most farangs is to buy some land and have a house built on it and then move there? I was hoping for an easier way like the kidnapping idea.

**Dalton** · 08-02-2008, 06:39 PM

Make it look like a breake-in....It worked for me...

**blackgang** · 08-02-2008, 06:46 PM

All really depends on just who wears the pants in the family.

But of coarse if you say you do, and throw a bunch of that good shit away, then chances of you getting into her pants any time soon is damn slim..

**dirtydog** · 08-02-2008, 06:50 PM

You certainly are coarse blackgang, of course she does let me into her pants though when I want

**PlanK** · 08-02-2008, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

must have about 300 glasses in the cupboards so it's not as though we need that many

You must be drinking the kinda whisky that comes with free glasses. Be careful, you might be turning into a TEFLer!

Last time I moved I had the ex-girlfriends parents come round from E-sarn and took away a load of stuff. Then a nice young lady I met in some sordid part of town volunteered to come around and took the rest.

You must know some poor people.

**Ban Saray** · 08-02-2008, 06:53 PM

ignore it, I have a room and a toolshed to myself, full of my own shit, she doesn't bother me, I don't bother her.

**dirtydog** · 08-02-2008, 06:56 PM

^ I don't really want to live in a toolshed

**Thetyim** · 08-02-2008, 07:17 PM

My MiL is in charge of refuse disposal.
She sells everything. Empty bottles, plastic containers, cardboard boxes, plastic bags, bottle tops, empty cans....you name it and she finds some daft cnut to give her money for it.

**November Rain** · 08-02-2008, 07:46 PM

How about introducing the concept of the car boot/garage/yard sale, DD? You free up some space & she makes some money...

**Dalton** · 08-02-2008, 09:50 PM

^ DD dont have a yard....I guess he could put up a tent on the main road. and block the traffic....might work actually..

**Dalton** · 08-02-2008, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

then chances of you getting into her pants any time soon is damn slim..

That's the last place I want to go anyway, so she cant use that threat...

**Norton** · 08-02-2008, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

How do you get your Thai wife or girlfriend to allow you to get rid of junk and rubbish that you will never use?

What's it worth to ya. I got a brother in law in the monk hood. Somewhat famous. For modest fee I'll have him come down and "check out your condo for ghosts and bad luck stuff." Send photos of all the stuff you want to be rid of and I guarantee when he's finished with the missus, don't stand in the doorway or you will be trampled by her as she runs out with all the stuff.

After she has it all in the street be sure to put a For Sale sign on it or it will be there for months.

**Frankenstein** · 08-02-2008, 10:21 PM

Pay a mor doo to tell her a vicious ghost is furious at her hoarding and will rip out her intestines if she does not throw away everything her husband tells her to. Sorted.

EDIT: Sorry, didn't read the last post.

**Frankenstein** · 08-02-2008, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

You certainly are coarse blackgang, of course she does let me into her pants though when I want

How do you look in them?

**blackgang** · 08-02-2008, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

of course she does let me into her pants though when I want

Thats cause you ain't throwed none of her shit away,, damn thats what this thread is about, you want to throw the shit away and she is just like my wife and wants to keep everything, old broken Monitors, burned out coffee makers, fuked up computers, thousand pairs of shoes, some older that I am, empty oil jugs from the shop when we have oil changed, chipped dishes, worn out T shirts I have had for 10 years before I ever met her, one says on the front, "I might not go down in history,, But I will go down on your sister" and it says on the back "If you can read this the bitch fell off" to full of holes to wear anymore.

**Norton** · 08-02-2008, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

EDIT: Sorry, didn't read the last post.

No problem it could be a team exorcism thing.

**chinthee** · 08-02-2008, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

Originally Posted by dirtydog

of course she does let me into her pants though when I want

worn out T shirts I have had for 10 years before I ever met her, one says on the front, "I might not go down in history,, But I will go down on your sister" and it says on the back "If you can read this the bitch fell off" to full of holes to wear anymore.

Either put it on Ebay or name your price here. I'll start the bidding at $500.

**Bluecat** · 08-02-2008, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

How do you get your Thai wife or girlfriend to allow you to get rid of junk and rubbish that you will never use?

On this my experience is quite different.
In the few years I spent in Thailand alone, I actually did not throw anything away, from computer parts to VCR tapes, old Tvs, whatever.
My wife got rid of everything, even scared Scampy who was keeping some stuff in my place (including photos) and we thought for some time that she got rid of everything.
She did but well, she kept the pictures...

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