How do you get your Thai wife or girlfriend to allow you to get rid of junk and rubbish that you will never use?

Ok my place is a 6 storey building, we moved here from a 5 storey double unit that wasn't so full up with junk about 9 years ago, we have had 9 years of collecting more junk and the place is absolutely full up, I used to collect old furniture with the idea of restoring it, nice hobby and all that, but like cars it costs more than what the actual value is and you can just buy the second hand version a lot easier.

But it has got to the stage where I have to sneak stuff out to throw it away as it all has some value or maybe used in our next lives or some such thing, glasses with chips or cracks I chuck out straight away, if I get caught I get grief, we must have about 300 glasses in the cupboards so it's not as though we need that many, everything you can think I have a broken version that needs throwing away, so basically I need someone to kidnap my girlfriend and then I have to fake a break in where all this lovely junk and rubbish gets stolen.

Jees I really do need to get rid of some of this rubbish, I am pretty sure I have some car cassette players somewhere