Sticker for the end of the speedo:
Resource Limit Is Reached
Sticker for the end of the fuel gauge:
507 Insufficient Storage
Sticker for the end of the speedo:
Resource Limit Is Reached
Sticker for the end of the fuel gauge:
507 Insufficient Storage
Electrical Sit-Rep.
The electric starter isn't much use when it's cold. But the battery appears fully charged.
Kick start and she starts first kicks and purrs like a kitten.
No lights for around 10 seconds, then they come on. The high and low beam switch works, but the high beam light on the dash is always on.
The horn works *titter*
No indicators front or rear.
Rear light and brake light work.
The speedo, the fuel gauge and the mileage are all as dead as a dodo, as per the indicators.
I found 2 fuses.
And removed them.
I'll replace with new anyway.
2 things happened.
The starter button was completely dead.
And oddly enough the highbeam light at the dash started working correctly - HB light off when normal lights, turn on the HB and the blue HB light then came on, where previously the HB dash light was always lit blue.
Currently trying to fine the indicator fuses.
I presume the indicators have fuses?
To replace with new and see if the work.
Under the seat on the right side.
Does this look like a place where fuses would be hiding?
All/any comments appreciated. Cheers chaps/chappettes.
The female tenant's lesbian lover is meeting me tomorrow to give me the green book over a cup of coffee.
Will be combing me eyebrows and wearing me Lynx Africa. *pretends to adjust a necktie*
Pull apart a few electrical connectors and have a good look at the metal terminals inside. Won't take long. On a bike like that, some are bound to be a bit corroded.
^ snap, it cant harm as that thing looks like dirt has worked its way well into it. Buy some electrical contact clean and spray it around
Eddos bullshit can go from 0 to Nippon seiki in a heartbeat
^ Thank you for your insight.
With a teeny on the pillion
thai lebians are something to behold. saw a film once*The female tenant's lesbian lover is meeting me tomorrow to give me the green book over a cup of coffee.
stuck together at the crotch like velcro they were.
* more than once actually.
Edmond.
Is.
In Love.
So I goes to meet me ol' tenant's lesbian (ex) GF who has the green book before she goes to work as a barista-ette.
holy shiz-a-ma-tizz what an absolute sex kitten.
We get on like BLD and a recently stolen 24 pack of Asahi, by the end we're touching hands and staring into each other's eyes with that look of utter desire to rip each other's clothes off and simply devour each other there and then. She has to go to work.
she sends a message later saying how fast her heart is beating.
You know when you meet someone and both of you know there is unfinished business. That's that.
*deep breathe, tries to calm down*
19 yrs old.
What'da'chance.
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Struggling to breathe here.
Got back and shoved on the fairings.
Is it fairings or farings, LD?
Missings screws here, missing bolts there. Zero care or concentration.
Gave her a test run, no problem, it gets noticeably better as it warms up. After a minute it was flying up to full speed at WOT, then snap and back down to idle with the throttle just spinning around in me hand. One KM push home which felt like 1 meter whilst dreaming about devouring Lil Lezzie Sex Kitten.
Opened the front and the throttle cable had popped off the throttle.
the connection on the engine side that I disconnected and then connected again after the carb clean is all good.
Actually, everything mechanical is all good, or apparently so anyway.
Tiz all going brilliantly. Cheers chaps/chappettes. :-)
Holy fuck. Now you reckon you can turn lesbians into loving the cock![]()
Will fix up the throttle, hopefully.
And drive her to a shop for:
oil and oil filter
Brake fluid and brake service. One brake lever is completely floppy and dead.
Fork oil and seals.
New front tyre.
All the front and dash electrics checked etc. There are no working indicators, fuel gauge, speedo.
reattach the center stand.
After that, now that I have the exact model number, I will.
Order in a nice new shiny radiator and that spinny round thing under the big long cover thing that left numerous people dismayed at how it could get into such a condition.
After that it is decoration time, then probably order in a full new set of blank fairings after a me paint job looks like a Chitty Cottage Pie.![]()
Cheers chaps/chapettes.
It's funny you mention cans of asahi though. The other day I was absolutely gagging for an asahi so pulled into a battleshop to purchase 2 cans and the guy on the till said there was a special on and it was a better deal to buy 4 cans instead of 2 . Fuck yeah,I'm thinking. Went back to the fridge for 2 more. 2 cans were $14 but 4 were $22 handed the guy a crisp pineapple (aussie speak for a $50 dollar note) the only one in my wallet he seemed shocked to see cash and launched into a huge story about the last time he had seen one and musta got distracted and handed me back the pineapple that I had handed him. Which I stuck in me pocket. Later on I found the $50 in me sky-rocket and put 2 and 2 together and figured I got 4 asahis for free. For sure I wasn't trying to fuck the guy over just an unfortunate occurance . Later on Mrs bld came home with 8 cans of dingo. If I was thai I probably would of bought a lottery ticket. Proof that good things happen to good pissheads
Most people are Kunts.dont believe me? Next time you see a group of people. Shout out OI KUNT watch em all turn around.
I do love a feel-good story.
*fistbump*
Good man.
Yours,
Luv'dup Ed.
I'm off to a lesbian bar to try my luck
17, going on 18 if going by the rego date.
Though listed as the 2006 model.
Disclaimer: I have never used such language in a court of law.
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