^
because bld is totally infatuated with him.
bld and stumpy both have a love of playing around with big oily mantools such as excavators, spanners, wrenches, pipes and jacks, although these days bld is too drunk to be able to tell the difference between a nut and a bolt
its a perfect example of manlove, of bromance. its "hey dude hows it hangin'" fistbump city, its backslapping pour me a cold one heaven, its V8 pickups, fishing rods, and some springsteen whoopin' and a hollerin'.
and its fucking pathetic.
bld
apart from a few poverty packing teflers and ageing mongers, who in thailand hasnt got a pool, a bbq and some outdoor space to bugger about in at their disposal.