Thread: Who is the oldest celebrity that you'd still bash the granny out of?

Originally Posted by BLD

What's CBGB?

70s music venue on the lower east side of New York City

Originally Posted by BLD

What's CBGB?

bld is a greasy old headbanger whose tastes in music never advanced beyond the low iq dirge of thrash metal.

I always had a thing about Jenny Agutter, i'm not sure why, and my mates girlfriend mum sonia, she was fukin hot and then one fine summer day sat on the grass slightly downwind i got a whiff of vaginosis, she never looked the same after that

^ Yeah, when she swam naked in that pool on 'Walkabout'.

I had one of my very first wanks to that.

My first wank?

I think it may have been to a movie called 'Breezy'.

That brings back some memories.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ So you're going for Joan then?

A trifecta if he can get a yellow sticker deal I would guess..onya Joe. Keep.us updated

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Steady on, I'm eating my porridge here.

It's spelt pollitt..dontcha know

Originally Posted by taxexile

bld is a greasy old headbanger whose tastes in music never advanced beyond the low iq dirge of thrash metal.

That's actually quite factual tax

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I always had a thing about Jenny Agutter, i'm not sure why, and my mates girlfriend mum sonia, she was fukin hot and then one fine summer day sat on the grass slightly downwind i got a whiff of vaginosis, she never looked the same after that

Coward.

Originally Posted by BLD

That's actually quite factual tax

nowt wrong with a blast of motorhead now and again.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Yeah, when she swam naked in that pool on 'Walkabout'.

and in Mercan Warewolf in London, lovely breasts, nipples and i little turniup nose...oooowww

Patsy Kensit is looking good for 57.

It would be like throwing g a kit bag in the back of a 3 tonner though.

^ You'd still miss jafter a bottle of rotgut, mate!

Sharon Stone

Originally Posted by 39TG

Stone is a delusional feminist dick. She claims to still catch as much attention as in her glory days. She doesn't accept men are hardwired for young women.

The very reason I would like to nail her in every hole possible, I would take no mercy

Originally Posted by taxexile

bld is a greasy old headbanger whose tastes in music never advanced beyond the low iq dirge of thrash metal.

You clearly have no idea what thrash metal is.

Monica Bellucci but i want her in a mourning dress a la bond movie

Blondie appears to e a common denominator between us here on TD...

However, Sophia Loren is still alive...



My heart used to go the same way...

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Monica Bellucci

Good pick


I lusted after Natassja Kinski as yoof.

She is 64 now but a screen legend is a screen legend

I have not watched Tess of the D'Urbervilles in decades. Chucked it on the rewatch list now.


I have also more recently come to a deep appreciation of the early work of Indo/Dutch actress Laura Gemser in the 1970s Black Emmanuelle film series

I have spent many hours scrutinising her fine work over the past few years. I love the goofy vibe in these 70's soft porns.

Not many people know that the furniture truck fella who bangs her in the Opening scene of Emmanuelle Around the World was the guy who played the disciple Peter in Jesus Christ Superstar a few years earlier. He graduated to a prolific pornographic career after denying the Lord 3 times before cock crew.

Laura is 74 now. Too old to bone? I am not sure. But to get a hand-job from the lady herself while watching her finest work (instead of having to do it myself) would be an honour.

Liz Hurley

Feel free to end the thread here.

^Good call!

I'll raise you...

Anna Friel.

I wouldn’t kick Michelle Pfeiffer out of bed, for eating crackers.

Respecto!

You know I have been thinking about this and a considerable number of posters on here could be considered cradle snatchers with some of these candidates

Originally Posted by malmomike77

You know I have been thinking about this

I'll bet you have

the court order was just a big misunderstanding - she still wants me