Thread: Who is the oldest celebrity that you'd still bash the granny out of?

Iman, age 69. Or michelle yeo, age 66.

Tina Turner (RIP)



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Living?

Jacqueline Bisset

Emma Thompson

Liz Hurley still looks amazing. 65 in June.

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She’s 59yo 60 in June

She acquired a few special powers as the devil, 25 years ago.

I've just discovered a Thai singer called Bam Phailin, who has apparently retired to do family stuff.

She's a lot older than the usual Thsi pop star but I'd happliy rattle her bones.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've just discovered a Thai singer called Bam Phailin, who has apparently retired to do family stuff.

She's a lot older than the usual Thsi pop star but I'd happliy rattle her bones.

Had to google her. Gotta agree
Absolute milf.

Carol Vorderman is looking good for 64.

Had a bit of work done though..

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Carol Vorderman

Jesus Christ man, have you no shame?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Jesus Christ man, have you no shame?

I'll have 2 from the top and from the bottom.

You're telling me you wouldn't smash the granny out of her, you'd have to prise me of this with a crow bar!

^ That picture is 20 years old, and she was an annoying, sanctimonious cow back then. Why do people who are just good at maths think that their poltical views are in any way significant?

Sorry, fill yer boots... I just find her hypocrsy so nauseating that I wouldn't even get a semi.

Edit: But she'd be ahead of Joan Collins, ya freak.

I didn't realise we are basing this on personalty as well.

I suppose it's all foreplay,stimulating conversation and exchanging of views.

Originally Posted by Mendip

This video is etched into my memory.

My uncle married a Blondie lookalike.

She's in her 60's now and still looks like Heart of Glass video Blondie.

She's not a blood relative, but it still ruined it.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Patsy Kensit is looking good for 57.

It would be like throwing g a kit bag in the back of a 3 tonner though.

I kens it, you kens it, Patsy Kensit!

Meg Ryan's looking well at 63



Goldie Hawn is 79



Cheryl Crow's still got it 63

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

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I was talking about that to Chitty too!

She's too young for Chits.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

My uncle married a Blondie lookalike.

I dated a Blondie lookalike while I was in California in the mid 90s. Divorced, 2 kids and a bar manager at the hotel I used to stay in Torrance.

Very close to marrying that lass, but she tried too hard to make me 'normal' (as in teetotal, regular working hours, stay at home and etc...). Dropped her with a lingering regret...

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

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Been There done that as well as half of Manchester

Twiggy is looking damn reasonable for 74

You’re insane

Sorry, bit late to the party.

Jennifer Coolidge. A young 63

AKA Stifler's mum

Originally Posted by Joe 90

There done that as well as half of Manchester

perhaps time to switch to the ladies now and complete your team sheet.