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    Has everyone changed their names or is my memory going???

    As the title says. &, it's all very confusing.

    Thought I'd have a quick look as I might be back in the Land of "Smiles" from March/April. Also, it's been a decade, so I'll have to ask folks' advice on the visa process - I might come in with a tourist visa or go straight into a marriage visa (haven't done one before because I was always on work visas).

    As folks might be pleased to know: nothing changes = the wife crashed the Honda City again last week (I've lost count of the amount of accidents that poor car has been in; yet, it still works as if new...).
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    ^ welcome back stranger, where you been?

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    I belive in the resurrection and the life

    GOATBUSTERS

    Most EU US OZ passports 45 days on arrival

    Cash in Thai solo account method
    Deposit 400k or proof of income route, most offices need deposit seasoned 2 months before application day mine it is 3 a law unto themselves, worth asking the office you will use.

    Around day 35-40 you can ask for 60 day extension to visit wife 1900 baht
    This should give you enough leeway.
    If you already have a Thai SOLO NOT joint account open can get ball rolling asap.

    Be Aware if it is a currency account the dollar has bounced between 32 and 38 in recent months, and others fluctuate daily , the amount must always exceed 400k baht so i leave c500 for good measure and the interest minimal results in a nice odd some like 505.383 baht each year for the TWO copies of bank statement ON application day and 2 balance letter smy bank chrges 100 each letter total 200

    There are a host of other docs, I keep lots of spares, some are downloadable from Immi website



    Inter Alia 2 sets of all these where I live Bangkok I think one suffice?
    Highly recomend you check out Thai Geeza for you region office where are and send wife to collect as any requirenents forms as possible to get done a home, Ask if BLUE or BLACK ink , yes really !!!!

    have a few spares as just one more lacking is an invite for "TEA MONIES" esp if you have driven a long way

    2 copies of all Thai stamps
    Picture page
    Entry Stamp
    Proof of address I use wifes blue book
    latest TM30 , tm 6 no longer issued but mine from old passport still requested
    Copy Wife's id
    Copy her house or condo or rental
    Orginal Marriage Cert the pink flowery one
    Kor ROr 2 that day from local ampur/Khet to state still married cost 20 baht 2 copies here
    half a dozen photos around house one including one of Farm, Condo , Shop or House number Name sign on gate etc so visiting officers can locate
    Map from local Immi to you (hand drawn ) not Google etc, I do mine in Thai and English
    Sign form about overstay new version each year here, they will have if they want

    Day 60+ (after deposit cash ) not arrival, so do as early as poss as loads of holidays in April May see here

    Holidays Today and Upcoming Holidays in Thailand

    I am v lucky my neighbours work there I can walk there and back and last time with all Docs doubled checked in and out in under an hour, mostly them shiffling papers entering data on PC while I signed about 40 pages !!

    If all in order you get a stamp under consideration mine took about 45 days as one copy goes off to th Brass in regional HQ or BKK somewhere for approval

    Fee receipted here 1900 , around 120 for 12 color photos, 10 for fotocopies 1/2 baht each and 150 baht for Tin of Bickies for the girl who does all the work, endless signatures gives us both wifi and drink in the Aircon, So with bank letters /fotos etc all in only c1400 total

    Good news it gets easier each year and only one home visits for me as they see me daily and know I really live here.
    I think home visits sometimes want local witness /neighbour Poo Yai Ban in rurl , in Condo juristic person landlord to confirm you reside etc.

    I always refuse to open the new bottle of quality booze on the table but make endless strong coffee last home visit in 2019 lasted 2 hours mainly wife and pal having a oood gossip no challenging questions.
    I think his lunchtime visit was last call of the day.

    I did not offer any petrol money as he lives round the corner , but if in a difficult to find , remote track I think a few Ales or Fruits , never ever open your wallet , once sniffed like a hungry whelp they'll be back for more.

    I am housebound at present but PM me for a check list I used last year, I'll try respond within 24 hours

    Good luck BB let us know how you get along

    If going income route I think little trickier 12 months of transfers never done it but know those who have on a DIY basis.There may be members here who can better advise, my info is from Oct 2022

    Much easier if same sum monthly same bank no joint or investment bonks eh

    PS if more money than time there are agents in the big cities none here in the sticks, and even if free not sure I'd want my passport with other valuable stamps "at large".

    Unless copying at home I suggest you copy all pages anyway while at copy shop some places do ask for then
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    Hi BB, this Av has never changed. How ya doing- living in the UK now I assume?

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    Nice to have ya back, Bets!!
    Hope ya stay around for a while....


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Nice to have ya back, Bets!!
    Hope ya stay around for a while....

    Ditto

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    my name used to be smeg

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    Welcome back Bet! No name change here.

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    Sorry to say that we lost AgingOne (RIP)



    Other than that... Dilly's a bit fatter, but that's about it.

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    ^ And goes by the name Mendy now, turned into a right lump
    That's Chitty Chang Chang above.

    I'm the poster formally known as themastermegahornmintymao.
    Gotta keep the authorities guessing

    How's it hanging?

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    I'm also back on TD after a while.
    The management should provide a pamphlet indicating who is who nowadays.

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    Welcome back Lads, I'll apologise in advance for the others.

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    Cyrilles has been multi nicking, take your pic...

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    Good to see you back!

    Chitty.

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    Well my nick hasn't changed, only my gender is due to change in a few weeks from now

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    Beerlaodrinker committed some sort of heinous crime and was banged up in the TD slammer. after breaking out my nic is now BLD same av

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Well my nick hasn't changed, only my gender is due to change in a few weeks from now
    Not so harsh, Simon.
    There are alternatives to your condition.
    No need to lose an integral part of one's manhood.

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    I'm just mored learnded now

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    Same, same . . . same nic, same pic since 2007

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Not so harsh, Simon.
    There are alternatives to your condition.
    No need to lose an integral part of one's manhood.
    I'm joking! Given the choices of chemo, radiation treatment or surgery to remove my prostate, the latter is the best option in my circumstances, then radiation treatment if the cancer returns many years later (based on real-life probability stats), then chemo or balls removed if the cancer returns after that. The stats indicate that should give me 23 years before there are no other treatment options, at which time I'll be 86 years old...
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Are you pimping out Candy 2 in Blackpool to defray you expenses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    As the title says. &, it's all very confusing.

    Thought I'd have a quick look as I might be back in the Land of "Smiles" from March/April. Also, it's been a decade, so I'll have to ask folks' advice on the visa process - I might come in with a tourist visa or go straight into a marriage visa (haven't done one before because I was always on work visas).

    As folks might be pleased to know: nothing changes = the wife crashed the Honda City again last week (I've lost count of the amount of accidents that poor car has been in; yet, it still works as if new...).
    why did you stop posting? you frazzled tosspot

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Are you pimping out Candy 2 in Blackpool to defray you expenses
    Als, she was decapitated and thrown on the bonfire prior to leaving Laos.....

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    ^ Candy 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ Candy 2?
    Ah Candy 2. Heavens no! I wouldn't want anyone to think that I'm a pervert.... Candy 1 was acceptable in Laos, where it's forbidden for a foreigner to have sex with a Lao lass unless married to her. Here in Blackpool there is a wide range of female lard-buckets who would be only too willing to partake....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    why did you stop posting? you frazzled tosspot
    Just busy working in Korea - it's shite btw.

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