What are TD's 10 Commandments?

**Dalton** · 09-11-2007, 08:49 PM

^ You have a point..

HEY CHI....Is that you on the pic ????

**NickA** · 09-11-2007, 08:54 PM

1. Thou shalt not have other dogs before marmite
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idiot
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy Dirtydog
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy (fuck it, may as well keep that one as it is if we don't have to work on Sunday)
5. Honour thy FriscoFrankie and Lily
6. Thou shalt not hire a hitman
7. Thou shalt commit adultery
8. Thou shalt not steal anyone else's threads
9. Thou shalt not bear your penis or balls against thy neighbour
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, but taking pics andd posting on here is OK if she's got nice tits.

**chitown** · 09-11-2007, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Dalton

^ You have a point..

HEY CHI....Is that you on the pic ????

No it is my mentor George from TV.

**chitown** · 09-11-2007, 08:59 PM

However, I have been eating 2 dozen Brats a day so I can get that big.

**Teak Windows** · 09-11-2007, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by William

Mafia's "Ten Commandments":

1. No-one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth.

6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

eh Guglielmo, you no have anithyng betta to do, why you no go to rob a client eh, mannaggia la madonna e vaffanculo

you no whatamean

**November Rain** · 09-11-2007, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by William

But getting back on the religious note, how about: "Thou shall, at every possible chance, bear false witness against another poster"?

sounds true enough !

wot about misquoting other posters?

That applies at least 80% to Jarvis in MKP.

**November Rain** · 09-11-2007, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by November Rain

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

did we ever see your underwear?

God forbid. You'd never be able to have a normal relationship again without lusting after me.

Oh, and bbigman - why not? I wear it, boxers are most uncomfortable.

**Agent_Smith** · 10-11-2007, 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by William

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

Great term! We don't say extort or steal, we say appropriate.

Anyway, some commandments:

The righteous shall Red the unrighteous.

The righteous shall not post anything even faintly off-topic in Issues.

The righteous shall always equate TEFLers to pedophilia and/or former Tesco shelf stackers.

The righteous shall compensate for obvious inadequacies by harping on their century threads.

The unrighteous will forever endure the Purgatory that is MKP.

**sharon** · 10-11-2007, 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by November Rain

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

did we ever see your underwear?

Should we start a thread "show us your underwear"?

**nedwalk** · 10-11-2007, 04:56 AM

^ absolutely sharon, but unfortunately with the no pink bits rule, i,m buggered, no underwear...

**DrB0b** · 10-11-2007, 06:17 PM

Don't forget "The Cowboy's Ten Commandments", maybe we should make them compulsory for Issues posters

1. The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take an unfair advantage.

2. A Cowboy must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him.

3. A Cowboy must always tell the truth.

4. A Cowboy must be gentle with children, the elderly and small animals.

5. A Cowboy must not advocate or possess racially or religiously interolerant views and ideas.

6. A Cowboy must help people in distress.

7. A Cowboy must be a good worker.

8. A Cowboy must keep himself clean in thought, speech, action and personal habits.

9. A Cowboy must respect women, parents and his nation's views.

10. A Cowboy is a patriot.

**kingwilly** · 10-11-2007, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

The righteous shall compensate for obvious inadequacies by harping on their century threads.

i think so!

greens on the way!

**ChiangMai noon** · 10-11-2007, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

The righteous shall compensate for obvious inadequacies by harping on their century threads.

did Ant pm you when his stroller thread hit a hundred too?

what does he expect, plaudits?
little back slap?
god forbid a paid for beer?

disgusting isn't he?

**AntRobertson** · 10-11-2007, 07:57 PM

^Almost 200 now!

**kingwilly** · 10-11-2007, 07:59 PM

^ damn, i'll have to green u for annoying CMN (mostly jealousy I would imagine!)

**slimboyfat** · 10-11-2007, 10:18 PM

i'll have to red you for being KW

**Roc** · 10-11-2007, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Don't annoy vertically challenged welshmen

F#cking Amen to that Gerbil.

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