Thread: What are TD's 10 Commandments?

So, they have found the Mafia's "Ten Commandments". But what does TD hold holy?

Mafia's "Ten Commandments":

1. No-one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth.

6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

Don't respond to fireman

Don't annoy vertically challenged welshmen

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Don't annoy vertically challenged welshmen

F#cking Amen to that Gerbil.

^I wish I could give you a green for that, but I need to spread the love

By all means act like a Cock, but don't post them.

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

did we ever see your underwear?

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by November Rain

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

did we ever see your underwear?

God forbid. You'd never be able to have a normal relationship again without lusting after me.

Oh, and bbigman - why not? I wear it, boxers are most uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by November Rain

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

did we ever see your underwear?

Should we start a thread "show us your underwear"?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Threads about women's underwear are not suspect; they are essential to everyday life.

You like to talk about womens underwear?

Don't ejaculate on your keyboard

Use common sense!

10(a). Don't let a lack of thought hamper your ability to post an opinion!

Boobs are in, pink is out...

dont let a drunken state get in the way of posting absolute shite that you will be ridiculed for later

10(b). In real-life you may be a fat, old, broken ass loser. But on here you're an Adonis!

No Thai Visa spies allowed.

Oh and George? If you are reading this, blow me!

some good ones so far.

But getting back on the religious note, how about: "Thou shalt not bear false witness against another poster"?

^ and a black belt in 17 different martial arts, xSAS soldier, CIA and sharpshooter!

Originally Posted by William

But getting back on the religious note, how about: "Thou shall, at every possible chance, bear false witness against another poster"?

sounds true enough !

wot about misquoting other posters?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by William

But getting back on the religious note, how about: "Thou shall, at every possible chance, bear false witness against another poster"?

sounds true enough !

wot about misquoting other posters?

That applies at least 80% to Jarvis in MKP.

10(c). Thou shall tell fantastical lies about your life previous to Thailand (even if it would make you chronologically several hundred years old). Becaue hey, no one can check right! Eh, blackgang

^^sorry mate. Sally Anne were out today and they told me that was a no-no

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Don't ejaculate on your keyboard

UPS.....Too late.....