Thread: Describe Yourself

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Are you a milkman or a carton of milk or just indecisive?

I've always been indecisive. It's a personality trait.

But I am actually, a carton of milk.

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yes, and a pussy

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

exceptionally gifted

Should we consult Sandra for a second opinion?


As for me, I'm an introvert trying to overcome some of my misanthropic tendencies by pursuing a stint in teaching. I've heard that life begins outside your comfort zone so I'm testing that theory. I'm giving myself a year.

Sober = Honest, miserable, loyal, intolerant, dreamer, humble, ugly, scared, tight (with money).

Drunk = Funny, happy, generous, a dickhead, mean, handsome, sociable.

When I'm good, I'm an angel.
When I'm angry, which takes awhile to reach, I'll twist the knife.
Love being with folks, but when I've had enough, I just get up and leave. The English think I'm a snob for that; I just think I'm sensible.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

The English think I'm a snob for that

I somehow doubt that the English would consider a Canuk a snob.

I'm a private person who doesn't like revealing details about myself on Internet forums. Save for that I'm hung like a rogue elephant

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you have an enigmatic smirk.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

I look like this:



Except bald, less gay and a much bigger cock.

Same here except fatter and how the fock did he get a cock that big ?????

Must be on steriods

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

you have an enigmatic smirk

That's actually the result of a bungled plastic surgery procedure. Details of which are far too private to be going into on here. All I can reveal is that it involved fake passports, an International cabal of arms dealers and a liason called "Bob".

I just had this idea for a thread.

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why?

Tall slim red hair blue eyes

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I read an article in an Australian rag the other morning that said red heads were a dying breed.
There are less born every year and they will have all disappeared by 2060.
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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I read an article in an Australian rag the other morning that said red heads were a dying breed. There are less born every year and they will have all disappeared by 2060. .

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shhh.

Ant is on line.

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Strawberry-blonde mofo!!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Strawberry-blonde mofo!!

You're deluded mate. You is a ginger!

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Have a green in principle.

I can't bring myself to give you a real one.

I will. It's a great bit of P.Shopping!

Its not really red, Auburn would describe it in certain lights witholding the grey bits

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Matching cuffs and collars?

Minikini Colour

I was accused of having a few grey hairs downstairs last week but I am sure it was a trick of the light.

Describe myself? Cold & wet. What else would you expect from rain in November?

Physically? Except for I don't own any blue underwear (not my colour!)