Thread: Describe Yourself

I think I'm a pretty ok sort of a bloke. i have 2 ex wives and numerous ex friends who would disagree with me. I have never, in any relationship, except one ..or 2 been unfaithful. i was 27 before I slept with my second woman..fact (first at 14 ...became my wife...true.)
I have never stolen anything but have a little record with the boys in the blue. I drink too much and in spite of my age, still enjoy a dabble into the drug.
I get sad and scared when i have to tell people off at work, I fail to earn respect because I don't tell people off at work. I have cried when i have to sack people.
I am drinking now, whisky and soda because beer has made me fat over the christmas I didn't buy my wife a present for.
I like Macha, I smoke 40 a day, if I'm being dishonest.
I lie when it suits me,I feel for poor people but have never donated anything. My mate owes me 10,00 baht and I still don't hate him. Sometimes i drink and drive often. I am often tardy accidentally and am remorseful after the event.
I love my wife and my niece with a passion and I have a penchant for twins licking each other..

I think i'm alright, many disagree.

This is an honest answer who I am:

YouTube - John Scatmn - Scatman (1995)

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I think I'm a pretty

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I like Macha

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

sort of a bloke

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

have a little record with the boys

Nuff said

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I think I'm a pretty ok sort of a bloke. i have 2 ex wives and numerous ex friends who would disagree with me. I have never, in any relationship, except one ..or 2 been unfaithful. i was 27 before I slept with my second woman..fact (first at 14 ...became my wife...true.) I have never stolen anything but have a little record with the boys in the blue. I drink too much and in spite of my age, still enjoy a dabble into the drug. I get sad and scared when i have to tell people off at work, I fail to earn respect because I don't tell people off at work. I have cried when i have to sack people. I am drinking now, whisky and soda because beer has made me fat over the christmas I didn't buy my wife a present for. I like Macha, I smoke 40 a day, if I'm being dishonest. I lie when it suits me,I feel for poor people but have never donated anything. My mate owes me 10,00 baht and I still don't hate him. Sometimes i drink and drive often. I am often tardy accidentally and am remorseful after the event. I love my wife and my niece with a passion and I have a penchant for twins licking each other.. I think i'm alright, many disagree.

As per usual Noony, you have gone against the rules of the OP, I will have your reply struck from the record.

Me... a bit fat. quite tall. not balding. neither handsome, nor ugly. shabby.

^
never ever read op's, i find them dull.

the title asked you to describe yourself.
i did.

I'm an orgasm addict and don't particularly want help, nor wish to curb my appetite. My standards are very low so even the most hideous of women love me. I'm especially proud of my friends here who are mostly buffoons, lunatics and convicts.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Oh, in case you meant describe myself physically? Short, fat, balding with an uncontrollable, offensive body-odor.

you, not me.

Originally Posted by NickA

As per usual Noony, you have gone against the rules of the OP, I will have your reply struck from the record. Me... a bit fat. quite tall. not balding. neither handsome, nor ugly. shabby.

Ah Nick, as much as enjoy seeng soeone give CMn a good talkng to, You are talking out yer young ass; again. One could infer from the OP that a more personal, introspective description was in order CMn made a rather eloquent one and I am afraid I have to give the little shit a fucking green..

Originally Posted by chitown

Describe how you see yourself in about two to three sentences.
I am almost 40, but still act like a high schooler most of the time. If I am someones friend it is for good no matter what. I am a frank person and call it black or white......never gray.

forty year old child

I look like this:



Except bald, less gay and a much bigger cock.

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

I have no penis

Some surprising honesty is being displayed in this thread

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by DrB0b

I have no penis

Some surprising honesty is being displayed in this thread

5 minutes, a much slower response to those four words than I'd anticipated, still, it is late and most people are drunk so I suppose allowances must be made

Originally Posted by chinthee

This is an honest answer who I am:

YouTube - John Scatmn - Scatman (1995)

nice tash Mr scatman

Originally Posted by daveboy

Originally Posted by chinthee

This is an honest answer who I am:

YouTube - John Scatmn - Scatman (1995)

nice tash Mr scatman

Merci. cause I'm the scatman, da da deeda dee da.

I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare, i don't lie but i can skirt the truth, i'm the quiet one who watches what goes on.

I've seen references to being old yet feeling like a kid. That's me to a tee.

I'm depressed at the moment because, having turned 40 within the last year, I've actually realised that I won't now, in all probability, get to score the winning goal for Newcastle United against Sunderland in the FA Cup Final.

That hurts.

^jesus! the only I can think about is what kind of man poses for a picture like that?
Fuckin show people