So, one of the royals involved in a drugs and sex scandal.

BBC NEWS | UK | Royal 'targeted by blackmailers'


Since we won't know who/when/how for a few weeks, might be interesting to stroke your Rasputin beard, fondle your crystal ball, and take a guess.

Mine:
William; with a group of military mates; bachelor party; stripper; cannibis. He was only present, did not participate.