Thread: What Good Thing Has Happened To You Lately?

I was forced to finally clean my kitchen floor after months of neglect because a bottle of beer fell out of the fridge when I opened the door and exploded in a sea of foam across the tiles. It looked cool and smelled even better.

The floor is clean now. It looks weird. The collected stains and marks had become so familiar over time, like old friends. I feel like I have wandered into the wrong house.

I think I need a maid. Maybe I should move to Thailand.

got tricked into a pretend marriage!

The stains and marks had become like old friends.

I have some friends that are very much like old stains.

My crappy GPRS dial-up cellphone modem is running surprisingly fast today. Might even nip out for a little naughty navigating tonight!

I have 2 hours of work left, helicopter tomorrow morning, flight from Cairo to Dubai then home to Bangkok. I feel great.

Oh and i passed 100 posts so can look at the naughty pics in the members room!

I just discovered I've been used my whole life by the people I love most. Well, it's good because once the funeral is over, I'm gonna tell everyone to FO, sell my antiques, give my estate to my alma mater, get a big-ass dog from the SPCA, buy a van, and then camp my way across America.

Good on ya Jet. look foward to the thread

^ Sung, the guys hate to hear a chick rant. It's OK if a guy complains, but if a chick does it, it's whining.
Marmers, I am not fishing for greens, but thanks for that one anyway.
I hate everyone today.
I just decided I'm gonna get TWO big dogs. And I'm gonna chew gum and stick my tongue out at nasty people.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I just discovered I've been used my whole life by the people I love most. Well, it's good because once the funeral is over, I'm gonna tell everyone to FO, sell my antiques, give my estate to my alma mater, get a big-ass dog from the SPCA, buy a van, and then camp my way across America.

Oh, sweetie. Is she gone? I'm so sorry. Sorry about the rest of the post, too.
Apart from the dog & the camper van. Those I think are bloody good ideas.

^ No, she's still here. Got another infection. Wonker docs forgot to check the test results in her file from three weeks ago and they get mad at me for "harassing" them. Fek you. I have a phone and I know how to use it.