Thread: Beer Bar Etiquette

When you go to a bar, it's considered good pratice to NOT do the following:

- DO NOT BRING your fat ass western girlfriend to watch the girls dancing, it's impolite to upset the other guests

- DO NOT COME with shirt and a tie or in a suit like you were some kind of VIP or High member of society, you will just look like some newbie pervert and would make an easy target for the girls. This rule doesn't apply if you come with a bunch of friends or co-workers to celebrate.

- DO NOT WAI the bar girls or the MAMASAN when you leave, you look like a fucking idiot.

- DO NOT STAND UP and start dancing alone like MJ in the middle of the crowd because you like the music, it's too fucking GAY !!!

- If you had to bring your ugly ass girlfriend (in the case of a threesome), make sure she doesn't get drunk or do the jump on the cat walk to pole dance with the other girls. It's embarrassing for ALL women and it will upset all the guests madly.

More to come when I return from Nana and see more of these "faux pas" in the bars.

maybe the title should read "gogo bars"

Let's clarify things.......

Leave the fat farang girls at home and do not think of bringing them to Thailand in the 1st place ........let alone a gogo bar.

no-fat-chicks.de

- DO NOT WAI the bar girls or the MAMASAN when you leave, you look like a fucking idiot.

Yes they do like drips.

whats wrong with a shirt and tie if you ae going straight from work?
By the way butterfly goes from sweaty golf course to office and then the bars with no change of clothes or shower.
he is french.

^ you are home early, why ?

I was waiting for you at the bars and warming up your mia nois. Music was great.

I find the unwritten rule in Pattaya is that if you are happy and drunk you can get away with most everything and maintain sanuk.
If you are miserable or aggressive and drunk, go home.

Originally Posted by sabang

If you are miserable or aggressive and drunk, go home.

That will be after the police release you in the morning..

^

Pui Ying lub you Mak Maa...

Originally Posted by Butterfly

When you go to a bar, it's considered good pratice to NOT do the following:

make sure she doesn't get drunk or do the jump on the cat walk to pole dance with the other girls. It's embarrassing for ALL women and it will upset all the guests madly.

I guess this might be a good example.

Farang Lady Dancing in Beer Bar

Vomited in mouth when I saw the fat farang lady dancing.

Vomited in mouth when I saw the Katoey join her.

Although both disgusted me, I was more sickened by the fat farang lady dancing.

Yeah I've seen worse things in GoGo(s) involving farang ladies and men - luckily not allowed to film there.

I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

Just buy a bottle of Sang Som - you'll soon have a gaggle of ladies around you - wanting to drink.

I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

They won't mind as long as you buy the mixers and share.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

you did already, and so many times, surprised you are not admiting it publicly

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

so she can become an alcoholic !?

Originally Posted by chitown

Vomited in mouth when I saw the fat farang lady dancing.

Vomited in mouth when I saw the Katoey join her.

Although both disgusted me, I was more sickened by the fat farang lady dancing.

she just havin fun!

I actually don't mind watching the farang girls get drunk and dance on the pole with the rest of the girls, it's quite funny actually and always enjoying that moment.

Now when it's a fat drunk farang getting completly naked then that's another story

Last time I went to Nana, two ladies, at separate bars, asked for a drink before asking my name.

I told them both to feck off and learn some manners.



And would you please send over #26?

"- DO NOT WAI the bar girls or the MAMASAN when you leave, you look like a fucking idiot."

Look like an idiot to whom?

Which 'arbiter of cool' are we likely to find standing next to us (In Nana Plaza) with a dismissive scowl at our faux pas?.....Coco Chanel? Ines De La Fressange? Jean Cocteau?

^ The answer to that is: c - Jean Cocteau.

The reason being that Ines de la Fressange is the mama-san & so is used to drunken farang waiing inappropriately. Frankly, she doesn't give a shit as long as they pay their bill at the end of the night, pay the bar fine (& lady drinks) & tip well. Oh, and not break anything.

And Coco Chanel? She's pissed on absinthe in the corner, so she wouldn't even notice... Vive La France et les Francais!!