Thread: Beer Bar Etiquette

Originally Posted by Hootad Binky

Don't show up in black socks, flip flops and shorts, unkempt, unshaven, unshowered, sweating and utterly lacking in deodorant.... although it might keep away the lady-drinkers (and everyone else!)

I diagree - Australians have as much right to be drinking in these bars as anyone else!

Originally Posted by Blake7

Would you moan if all girlie bars were closed? probably. There is a trade-off - you buy them drinks and they squirm on your lap. If no one bought lady drinks then they would all close.

it would be a fine thing if all these foul establishments were to close - you go in for an overpriced beer and then have all these parasites around you trying to rip you off.

as for the bar owners -doubt most of them make profit anyway - just a hobby for them

and BtW -I don't go to bars where buying a girl a 'drink' is the custom - fuck those useless places

^^^No one said you had to buy anyone a drink.

Went to Nana last night and saw at least 3 major violations to the etiquette

- One VIP regular decided to show up with a katoy, he got dirty looks from all the bargirls he previously barfined

- One KSR hippie thought he was in some techno parade and was dancing like a mad man.

- Some old twat showed up and started giving wais to the girls dancing on stage. Ridiculous. Next time bow and kiss the floor, it will be more appropriate.

Some rules update:

- IT'S NOT OK TO BRING YOUR 2 MONTH OLD BABY AT LATE HOURS WITH HER MOTHER back into the bar where she used to work. First, it's dangerous for the baby because of the loud music and smoke. Second, why would you want to show your baby to bargirls you don't really know or never slept with. And third, why would you want to return with your gf in a place where she has fucked a thousand guys for money ? Babies should be in bed after 8:00pm

so should babes

Originally Posted by Butterfly

- Some old twat showed up and started giving wais to the girls dancing on stage. Ridiculous. Next time bow and kiss the floor, it will be more appropriate.

Kiss feet of said girls u mean.

Just be yourself, mind your business, take the girl you like, do not love her... pay her.
You will be happy, she will be happy.

I'm here since 4 years... I can tell find a good gf here in Thailand is NOT something easy and is not something to do in the bar.... so do not dream, just get your fun.

- IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO BRING YOUR 15YR OLD TEENAGE SON to the bars with you so he can learn the ropes how to barfine working ladies, like his old dad. Those establishments are not there to corrupt the mind of young people, they are just there to entertain the mind of dirty old men.

- DO NOT PASSIONATELY KISS THE BARGIRLS when buying the girls a drink. God knows where that mouth went 1 hour before you meet her. That goes also for ladyboys.

- IT IS OK TO BARFINE the same girl previously barfined by your drinking buddies if he is OK with it, even if he did her just 1 hour before. Kissing her might not be recommended though, above all if your buddy told you how she gave him a great blowjob.

- IT IS NOT OK to perform sexual acts in the bars, EXCEPT IF you are really drunk and you are in Pattaya. Going down on bargirls when they are flashing their goods is NOT ACCEPTABLE and DISTASTEFUL. Barfine her and get a room. IT'S OK to engage in sexual acts in the bars if you DISCRETELY take the girl in the restrooms for a quicky. IT IS NOT OK to have sex with the bargirl while sitting next to other guests.

^^ Wouldn't the kissing issue be resolved if you make said lady have a tequila shot before you proceed with a good snogging? (alcohol does kill germs)

You can do anything you like in a bar, so long as you tell the girls your name is Philip Williams.

Indeed, there is not etiquette in bars.
Only money...

Nonono, it's all about horny Thai girls wanting to meet hansum man.

^ fixed

Originally Posted by DrAndy

you are disgusted by someone in the bar, you might have even met DD ,
go to another bar, easy

thanks Baldrick

now I know what I meant

Originally Posted by DrAndy

why are people making rules about how to behave do anything, have fun. If you are disgusted by someone in the bar, go to another bar, easy

you might even meet DD

Indeed, go there to have fun with no rules. This is how it should be and how they want it to be.
But well, meeting DD there will not add much to the experience, if not spoil the fun...

Originally Posted by DrAndy

each to his/her own, I reckon some of the best laughs I have had have been provided by some of those "rule breakers"

exactly, people making a fool of themselves is the best entertainment in the bar. These rules are only there to provide guidance for conduct and to not upset other guests, you are not drinking alone.

I usually break at least 1 or 2 rule everytime I go out anyhow

Originally Posted by britmaveric

^^ Wouldn't the kissing issue be resolved if you make said lady have a tequila shot before you proceed with a good snogging? (alcohol does kill germs)

not sure if that would be enough, maybe a bottle from the pharmacy could do

Originally Posted by DrAndy

why are people making rules about how to behave in beer bars?

each to his/her own, I reckon some of the best laughs I have had have been provided by some of those "rule breakers"

do anything, have fun. If you are disgusted by someone in the bar, go to another bar, easy

you might even meet DD

I agree, in principle, but.....what should you do when a guy is sitting watching the dancers, puts his hand into his pants, and starts knocking one off?

Point and laugh?

Ignore him?

Tell the girls?

Call him a cheap bastard?

Sit next to him and ask him if he is ambidextrous???

whatever you want zipcode! I have seen that happen and we just laughed and carried on with our own entertainment, with the girls

Originally Posted by Butterfly

- DO NOT PASSIONATELY KISS THE BARGIRLS when buying the girls a drink. God knows where that mouth went 1 hour before you meet her. That goes also for ladyboys.

- IT IS NOT OK to perform sexual acts in the bars, EXCEPT IF you are really drunk and you are in Pattaya. Going down on bargirls when they are flashing their goods is NOT ACCEPTABLE and DISTASTEFUL. Barfine her and get a room. IT'S OK to engage in sexual acts in the bars if you DISCRETELY take the girl in the restrooms for a quicky. IT IS NOT OK to have sex with the bargirl while sitting next to other guests.

Guilty on both counts.

Additional etiquette for the list:

1. Do NOT sneeze into your hand, then cop a feel to clean said hand.

2. It is perfectly OK (gentlemanly, even) to refuse a BG by telling her she looks too much like your ex-wife, or like your daughter. If this doesn't work, tell her there are some drunk Japanese men on the other side of the bar.

3. When sitting by the stage, do NOT tuck a 500B note into dancer's bikini bottom and then feel around elsewhere in said bikini looking for change.

4. NEVER tell a dancer you want to give her a tip, then ask her to bend over so you can slide your credit card down her butt-crack. Go to an ATM instead; at least you know what has been inside an ATM card slot.