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    Secret Teak Commandments for DH swift release

    Seeing so many prolific poster barred a vade mecum, just downloaded from Winkyleaks

    I am the Lord thy Mod, thou shall not have any Mods not katoey
    You shall only post when idol,
    You shall not abuse your mere annoy.
    Remember Za's Bath day by keeping it Soapy.
    Skype your father and your mother.
    You shall not murder a pint without a pie.
    You shall oft commit adultery, but don't get caught.
    You shall not squeal, nor fart in the communal bath.
    You shall not bare false testicles even if a DJ
    You shall not covet your neighbor's Moose
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Thou shalt respect thine neighbour's goat by mopping up thine mess.

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    Thou shalt not touch the pie in the fridge...

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    Thou shalt take it with good humour when thou findest that the pies are loaded with very strong laxative.

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    In the days of ol' dirty dog, you had to complete a task to his satisfaction to get free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    In the days of ol' dirty dog, you had to complete a task to his satisfaction to get free.
    Yes the source of many great travel photo and construction threads which seemed to have been lost

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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    To get out you had to do a thread that he would 'approve' of

    Which is where my ''married to a Thai girl' story started

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