Thread: Please move out the way, this is an emergency

Let's have a "Potty" training thread. Your memories of potty training toddlers.

Originally Posted by Thai3

Neverna's best post ever

The reason I posted that was to test your ignore function. Clearly it is still faulty.




Another Fluke fail.

Nev's full on beans this evening where they Ayam or Brooks.

It happened again, in exactly the same place last night .
Replacement insisted that we go to McDonalds , as we were walking by .
Went inside and once again got a Happy meal for him , he didnt eat it , just wanted the toy .
I was left to eat the Happy meal , halfway through it , "Boshi" , he we go again .
Once again, had to run to the toilet , although I let him run himself this time .
On the way , he just said "I gotta go"
And went to piss up the wall inside the mall .
I was holding a bottle of water and stuck that in the way .
Succeeded , saved the day and just threw the bottle away .

#Fakenews

Originally Posted by armstrong

#Fakenews

What is your opinion based on ?

Originally Posted by Fluke

It happened again, in exactly the same place last night .
Replacement insisted that we go to McDonalds , as we were walking by .
Went inside and once again got a Happy meal for him , he didnt eat it , just wanted the toy .

Its good that is the replacement is running the show, shows good parenting.

Originally Posted by Fluke

On the way , he just said "I gotta go"
And went to piss up the wall inside the mall .
I was holding a bottle of water and stuck that in the way .
Succeeded , saved the day and just threw the bottle away .

Oh yeah that replacement kid is well toilet trained. I am sure that is just how you and the "old lady" have taught him...

Originally Posted by wasabi

Let's have a "Potty" training thread. Your memories of potty training toddlers.

Its quite easy , all you have to do is to sit on the potty yourself a few times, to show them how it works

#FlakeNews

Originally Posted by Fluke

It happened again, in exactly the same place last night .

...you were sitting there, alone and lonely, and thought you'd come up with the sequel to a ridiculous story you posted on the forum for attention?

What are the odds!

Someone urgently needs help, and he's not under five.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Give up, what are you trying to say ?
Was that just a simple "bullshit " or was there something more you meant ?

My most memorable memory of potty training a toddler was when I was dating another Single parent benefits for life mother, now this replacement boy was as nutty as his mum.
We went to an English pub on a summers day and in the lawns of the village green !replacement wants to wee wee, but won't because his nappy is removed and he won't piss on the grass.
Ages goes by with replacement dancing on the spot, in agony but he won't piss, he insists on wearing a nappy.
Eventually the inevitable happened, Replacement couldn't hold back the forces of nature, and instead of a calm straight piss onto the lawn, he replaced that with a spastic wee wee, by pissing on his legs, which made him scream even louder.

Can we just stop calling children replacements.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Can we just stop calling children replacements.

It's Fluke. Obviously part of his wind up, and no 'we' about it.

Well, apart from the urine.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Can we just stop calling children replacements.

Quite fucking right.

How some posters are involved with the upbringing of children, when they are clearly not fit to look after a hamster is quite beyond me.

And yes, fluke. For simplicity I do mean you.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Quite fucking right.
How some posters are involved with the upbringing of children, when they are clearly not fit to look after a hamster is quite beyond me.
And yes, fluke. For simplicity I do mean you.

If you are in a relationship with woman, and she deicides to finish that relationship , you just have to accept that and move on

Originally Posted by Fluke

If you are in a relationship with woman, and she deicides to finish that relationship , you just have to accept that and move on

But do you not see an issue with calling a future possible step child a replacement?

Originally Posted by Fluke

no one uses their real name on here

AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Fluke

I dont call him that in real life, and I dont want to use his real name on here, no one uses their real name on here(apart from Ann Robinson)

I'm going to go out on a limb here but I'm guessing a 2 or 3 year old has no social media accounts or links to his name plastered all over the internet, plus all Thais have a nickname as in a one syllable name that bears no resemblance to their real name, so referring to him/her as nit, noi, nok, bee or whatever is hardly going to identify him or her and might make you seem a bit more human and not a total tit.

Originally Posted by Fluke

... no one uses their real name on here ...

It's an older image

What is this thread about, again?

Originally Posted by Thailandbound

What is this thread about, again?

It's about Fluke (A.K.A Billy Nomates) taking the piss. Pun intended.