Thread: Please move out the way, this is an emergency

Originally Posted by Switch

The dumbest.

It was a clever play on words
Training pants
Train in pants .
Way to clever for you to understand

Advanced parenting skills?

No, just flake being dumb and wrong headed as usual, especially where children are involved.

It isn’t funny flake. Being responsible for child care is serious.

Originally Posted by Fluke

That is just lack of bladder control and that happens to everyone , including adults .

Can't remember when I last pissed on mall customers...

Originally Posted by stroller

Can't remember when I last pissed on mall customers...

When was the last time that you needed to piss outside, when you were walking home and couldnt get home in time for a piss and you had to have one outside ?
Its the same thing , bladder control

so, fluke:

the kid was shooting piss like a squirt gun at mall customers.

assuming the kid was wearing clothes in mcdonalds, why did you take off his pants before reaching the restroom?

Originally Posted by Farangrakthai

so, fluke:

the kid was shooting piss like a squirt gun at mall customers.

assuming the kid was wearing clothes in mcdonalds, why did you take off his pants before reaching the restroom?

That is stated in the O.P.

oh:

Originally Posted by Fluke

Mum whipped off his shorts and told me to get him to the gents quickly .

was this mcdonalds in a jungle with monkeys?

just kidding.

was the national anthem playing ?

ironic that you were looking for the golden arches^^^^showers

Originally Posted by baldrick

was the national anthem playing ?

......

Originally Posted by baldrick

was the national anthem playing ?

It wasnt being played at the time , but I was recently in exactly the same place with just me and replacement and he started playing up because he wanted something that he couldnt get, forget now what it was, a balloon or something .
He had a big temper tantrum , crying , screaming hitting me and kicking and scratching me .
I just put him down on the floor, walked away and left him there , having a tantrum on his own until his heart was content .
I was watching him from a distance , his fury subsided and he realised that he was on his own .
I gave it a few minutes and then walked past , ignoring him .
He started crying and screaming again (to get my attention ) , I walked over and picked him up and he stopped his confrontational attitude , cried a little bit more , but held on to me tightly .
I took him home and told his Mother how he'd misbehaved , She was furious with him .
He has never misbehaved since, that was his one and only temper tantrum

Yep, you've baited the hook in similar style to this morning. Seems a bit obvious, but then it did this morning too and it worked OK then.

Sybill : If you have nothing to say , just stay out of the thread , you are just like a two year old having a temper tantrum to get recognition and attention .
Just walk on by

ah mr spock , you make me wet in the fork

I dunno , numerous posts about how quiet TD is and then when there are post to talk about , Cybill, Ageingnearlygone Neverana , Prag and Psudo and Ant all chime in , encouraging posters not to reply

Originally Posted by Fluke

I dunno , numerous posts about how quiet TD is and then when there are post to talk about , Cybill, Ageingnearlygone Neverana , Prag and Psudo and Ant all chime in , encouraging posters not to reply

They are not quilty of that Fluke, in fact they carry your thread.
The other silence is because some posters died trying to help you.

Originally Posted by wasabi

They are not quilty of that Fluke, in fact they carry your thread.
The other silence is because some posters died trying to help you.

I disagree, the people who just post thinks like "Dont bite" "Troll" "Liar" may encourage people not to bother commenting .
No one has died trying to help me though , if thats a reference to Pasty , I had her on ignore anyway , as her intention was not to offer any help , she just wanted to be abusive , constant disgusting vile abuse

Originally Posted by Fluke

I disagree, the people who just post thinks like "Dont bite" "Troll" "Liar" may encourage people not to bother commenting .

My apologies if I've limited this invaluable resource.

Originally Posted by cyrille

My apologies if I've limited this invaluable resource.

Learn how to lurk Syball , if you have nothing to say , theres no need to say anything .
You dont have to post, just because you are bored and nothing else to do .
Just read, lurk and no need to say anything

Originally Posted by Fluke

I disagree, the people who just post thinks like "Dont bite" "Troll" "Liar" may encourage people not to bother commenting .
No one has died trying to help me though , if thats a reference to Pasty , I had her on ignore anyway , as her intention was not to offer any help , she just wanted to be abusive , constant disgusting vile abuse

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Originally Posted by Fluke

I dunno , numerous posts about how quiet TD is and then when there are post to talk about , Cybill, Ageingnearlygone Neverana , Prag and Psudo and Ant all chime in , encouraging posters not to reply

This is why you get redded idiot. I have posted about 5 times in the last week with all the shit fighting going on. Not once encouraging anyone not to post. Yet here you are idiot, trolling away lumping posters together and posting porkies. But what the fuck once a freaking idiot dead beat dad always one I guess.

We were at the main Temple a few days a go for the Bucha festival .
Replacement needed a piss .
Pissed up a tree in the Temple .
Needs a must .
Buddha wouldnt mind , I'm sure that he would understand

I just received a red repo and I couldnt see who it was from , I assumed that it was from this thread and from someone whom I have on ignore , thus not being able to see it .
I looked who was viewing this thread and the only person was "Switch", so , I sent him a red back . Then remembered that I do not have him on ignore and so it couldnt have been from him .
Apologies to Switch , Green owed

Originally Posted by Fluke

I just received a red repo and I couldnt see who it was from , I assumed that it was from this thread and from someone whom I have on ignore , thus not being able to see it .
I looked who was viewing this thread and the only person was "Switch", so , I sent him a red back . Then remembered that I do not have him on ignore and so it couldnt have been from him .
Apologies to Switch , Green owed

such honesty. Not to worry. The red was ineffective because of your weakness as a poster.
BTW I never send reds. If I don’t like something, I post on the open forum. Much more honest and transparent

Originally Posted by Neverna

Neverna's best post ever