Thread: Please move out the way, this is an emergency

Originally Posted by Fluke

Do you understand the concept between accidents and deliberate ?
Doing something deliberately and having an accident are two different things

Yes. You are an accident waiting to happen, as you proved in the op.

You deliberately caused difficulties for unsuspecting shoppers by deliberately avoiding more sensible solutions.

This is because you are stupid and lack the capacity for cogent thought. The scenario you described in the op proves it.

It is clear to most on here that you require adult supervision

Originally Posted by Switch

Yes. You are an accident waiting to happen, as you proved in the op.

You deliberately caused difficulties for unsuspecting shoppers by deliberately avoiding more sensible solutions.

This is because you are stupid and lack the capacity for cogent thought. The scenario you described in the op proves it.

It is clear to most on here that you require adult supervision

Not that I disagree (with any of that) but there's another, quite strong, possibility to consider: none of this actually happened.

It's all just a figment of Flake's bizarrely banal imagination that he made up for attention.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Not that I disagree (with any of that) but there's another, quite strong, possibility to consider: none of this actually happened.

It's all just a figment of Flake's bizarrely banal imagination that he made up for attention.

His continued existence on a daily basis, without license, supervision or medication, is indeed rather puzzling.

Perhaps he has a guardian angel? He certainly needs one.

Originally Posted by Switch

Perhaps he has a guardian angel? He certainly needs one.

If by that you mean 'in-home care / assistance / someone to hide the glue and snips' then yes, agree with that as well.

Originally Posted by stroller

Yes, I can.

At better upbringing imo.

Me mum took me to Mickey D's.

I took my kids to get their "Happy Meals". (now suffer from USA normalcy)
It was cheap and easy!

The foreshadowing of a fucked up culture.

The up and coming Millennial generation is beginning to say enough is enough, enter the next industrial revolution, and world decentralized government responsible to the people

It is possible that along with the evolution of global currency, the idea of being a citizen of earth has much merit.

Originally Posted by stroller

Yes, I can.

Then you are depriving your kids of an experience

Originally Posted by Switch

Yes. You are an accident waiting to happen, as you proved in the op.
You deliberately caused difficulties for unsuspecting shoppers by deliberately avoiding more sensible solutions.
This is because you are stupid and lack the capacity for cogent thought. The scenario you described in the op proves it.
It is clear to most on here that you require adult supervision

I do disagree that the better option is to piss in a cup, rather than pissing in a toilet .
We would have made it to the toilet , had the toilet not been so far away and all the people in the way .
Had I known that we would not have made it to the toilet in time , I would have thought about other options .
I did look for any potplants or drains available, but, unfortunately, there were none .
I do think that its better to piss in a toilet , rather then pissing in cups or bottles

Originally Posted by Fluke

Then you are depriving your kids of an experience

Not as much as you are by not getting your son a British passport.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

At better upbringing imo.

Me mum took me to Mickey D's.

I took my kids to get their "Happy Meals". (now suffer from USA normalcy)
It was cheap and easy!

The foreshadowing of a fucked up culture.

The up and coming Millennial generation is beginning to say enough is enough, enter the next industrial revolution, and world decentralized government responsible to the people

It is possible that along with the evolution of global currency, the idea of being a citizen of earth has much merit.

A World revolution and a complete change to the World as we know it......................all because you got taken to McDonalds when you were younger?
I do feel that you outlook on life is caused by other things , rather than having a Happy meal at Maccy D's 30 years ago
BTW , your avatar is rather fitting for this issue

Originally Posted by Fluke

I would have thought about other options .


I did look for any potplants or drains available, but, unfortunately, there were none .

What about the paper cups they use for drinks? You cud have stepped outside the door and let him do it in one of them.

Here's what this thread is really about and distills down to (*Spoiler* it's not piss):

Originally Posted by Fluke

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Originally Posted by Fluke

Sat in McDonalds with replacement and mum having a feed .
Replacement looked concerned , and said "quick, pee pee"
Had a few minutes to get to the toilet .
Mum whipped off his shorts and told me to get him to the gents quickly .
I picked him with him facing forward and ran in the direction of the gents .
The shopping center was packed and I was asking people to move out the way .
"Quick, quick, move out the way , this is an emergency"
The people were too slow to move .
He starting pissing everywhere , pissed on a few people as well .
I just kept on running through the shopping center , not looking back , whilst apologising to the wet people .
Up the escaltors, around and back down to McDonalds

How old is this boy?

Originally Posted by Bogon

How old is this boy?

2 and a few months

No planning or preparation and no forethought given to the matter at all.

You now state that you just upped and went looking for toilets, having no idea where they might be or how far.
In desperation, you now admit considering grates and plant pots but didn’t find any.
you might even have thought to leave his nappy on before setting off on your aimless, Ill prepared Trek?

Several posters have given examples of what you might have done if you had a brain, but you don’t, so chaos ensued.
All because you are thick as mince and have no social skills away from the bar.
What a complete dipstick you are.

Originally Posted by Switch

No planning or preparation and no forethought given to the matter at all.

You now state that you just upped and went looking for toilets, having no idea where they might be or how far.
In desperation, you now admit considering grates and plant pots but didn’t find any.
you might even have thought to leave his nappy on before setting off on your aimless, Ill prepared Trek?

Several posters have given examples of what you might have done if you had a brain, but you don’t, so chaos ensued.
All because you are thick as mince and have no social skills away from the bar.
What a complete dipstick you are.

I do feel that you are over analysing this .
He doesnt wear diapers anymore , so leaving it on wasnt a possibility .
I did also know the location of where the toilets were and I do believe that I would have gotton there on time, had there not been many people in the way .
The running and the commotion probably contributed to him going early , and as I was holding him around his waist, the compression probably forced it out .
Not sure that social skills in or out of bars have to do with this situation

A classic Fluke "rolling-troll" thread.

Originally Posted by stroller

Yes, I can.

Yes ! I can.

Originally Posted by Bogon

So what happens when he wants to go for a shit when on the songtaew, in a Grab/Uber or in a place with no toilets?

*I am presuming you don't own a car.

...and fairplay for getting him potty trained so early. Mine were out of nappies at home at that age, but I would never dare go more than 10 metres outside the house without putting one on them due the scenario you described in the OP.

His Mother deals with that , she must get it sorted out every morning as hes only done a turd once when hes been out with me.........and that was grim .
Took him out shopping about six months ago, when he was just getting used to not wearing a diaper , we were in a market and he disappeared for a few minutes , sat under a clothes rack .
When he emerged , he'd left behind a big turd, hidden under the clothes rack......and it had ran down his leg and that was a mess .
Tidied that up with a newspaper and a bottle of water and took him home to let his mum clean him up .

I think training pants were designed for this very purpose.

Pity there isn’t something similar for your brain cells.

Then again looking for them, would be like searching a darkened room, looking for a black cat that isn’t there.

Originally Posted by Switch

I think training pants were designed for this very purpose.

He is toilet trained, he doesnt need diapers anymore .

He obviously does if he's pissing his pants and shitting under clothing racks.

Originally Posted by Fluke

His Mother deals with that , she must get it sorted out every morning as hes only done a turd once when hes been out with me.........and that was grim .
Took him out shopping about six months ago, when he was just getting used to not wearing a diaper , we were in a market and he disappeared for a few minutes , sat under a clothes rack .
When he emerged , he'd left behind a big turd, hidden under the clothes rack......and it had ran down his leg and that was a mess .
Tidied that up with a newspaper and a bottle of water and took him home to let his mum clean him up .

You should be called Dung Chow Ping and be living in rural China with a post like that.

Originally Posted by Fluke

He is toilet trained, he doesnt need diapers anymore .

Once again you demonstrate a clear lack of thinking skills.

who ties your shoelaces for you, when you remember to put them on? Fuckwit

Originally Posted by armstrong

He obviously does if he's pissing his pants and shitting under clothing racks.

That turd under the clothes rack was about six months ago and he wasnt toilet tinned then .
He also didnt "piss in his pants" on this occasion , I told me that he needed to go to the toilet , which shows that he is indeed now toilet trained and diapers are no longer necessary