Thread: Whats this lot gonna turn into then?

^I bet that finger has done more exploring than Christopher Columbus.

^
Dont worry mate its clean

How many shall i put you down for?

Soap or fingers?

^ this is a family thread mate

Showers alone.

I can see a product naming competition coming on!

Winner gets 10 free expert lathering and rub downs by Dilly. Furthermore, as they are edible, the Pattaya orphans will get a few free samples thrown into their Xmas stocking.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Showers alone.

I think he ate the other person.

Im not alone Jeff, i have hot water and a willy spinner

The only reason you never shower alone is because you're outside in plain view

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Well i think the lather is down to a fine tee

I'm just glad I'm not the only one with a "dickie do"...

^ shower was still on the cold side when i took that

Originally Posted by Bogon

I can see a product naming competition coming on!

Winner gets 10 free expert lathering and rub downs by Dilly. Furthermore, as they are edible, the Pattaya orphans will get a few free samples thrown into their Xmas stocking.

Suds Standard

Originally Posted by Bogon

I can see a product naming competition coming on!

Yeah maybe willy spinner is a bit crude.

Especially now im seeing endless uses for them.

Cock ring -If the wife or maids at home when you jump out of the shower.

Car air freshener - luigi can pop down to Bangsaen Beach, do his business, jump in the jammer give it a little twirl then straight round to Mistress number 4.

Originally Posted by Dildo Dicky Do.

^ shower was still on the cold side when i took that

Too late.

^ deleted my 6 pack in the shower now

Dont want the women logging in tomorrow and gettin all wet.......
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without buying one of these fanny flickers

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ deleted my 6 pack in the shower now

You think we didn't save it?








Still. Any chance of a tittywank next time I come round?

Only If you buy a titty twister

Im gonna be needing some investors and can get you in on the ground level Lulu. i can see this clitcoin taking off

Put me in for a place mat and IOU Eatigo voucher.

OK I'm in as long as you never repost that shower pic.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Im gonna be needing some investors and can get you in on the ground level Lulu. i can see this clitcoin taking off

If you took a molding of your tongue Dilli, then made a soap smelling all like roses and stuff, with some TCP in it you could sell them to the soapies and sex tourists. Just imagine how many gashes your tongue would be thrust into?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ yay

Ginger and honey soap

Worst methamphetamine ever!!!

shoulda used the blue dye & gone easy on the gel

Originally Posted by Bogon

Furthermore, as they are edible, the Pattaya orphans will get a few free samples

...edible orphans...exciting new holiday recipes on the dinner thread!...

I have just acquired the naming rights.

'Lather You Then Me' will be sold to the highest bidder.

*Eatigo meals accepted as part payment.