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    Drinking urine?....this lady prefers something else!

    The NZ Herald is pretty upright, so I guess this is not a spoof (pun intended).

    Lady drinks semen to ward off sickness.


    Tracey Kiss drinks smoothies made from sperm, swears she's discovered the secret to flu cure - Lifestyle - NZ Herald News

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    The NZ Herald is pretty upright, so I guess this is not a spoof (pun intended).

    Lady drinks semen to ward off sickness.


    Tracey Kiss drinks smoothies made from sperm, swears she's discovered the secret to flu cure - Lifestyle - NZ Herald News
    555

    Might be worth a try. I wonder if there's a 'semen bank' somewhere.....

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    I can supply it straight from the container

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    ^ Jesus, Maanaam (aptly named)... I've just cooked dinner (barf)...

    I read Kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world with an average of 16 sexual partners in a life-time... (yes, more than even Aussies)... and Japanese have the lowest sexual activity/libido in the world.

    Surprisingly, Thai women were quite reserved/conservative as well, according to the study. Funny how our preconceived notions are sometimes way off mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    I can supply it straight from the container
    555

    Not looking for supplies in vials, but in buckets and barrels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ Jesus, Maanaam (aptly named)... I've just cooked dinner (barf)...

    I read Kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world (yes, more than even Aussies)... and Japanese have the lowest sexual activity/libido in the world.

    Surprisingly, Thai women were quite reserved/conservative as well, according to the study.
    Are you talking from experience Dickie?

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    I dont know why I cant wait the vid maybe my net to slow or something crazy but I will look again when I am home..make me curious ...

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    ^ Nope, never had a Kiwi gf in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    Are you talking from experience Dickie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    I dont know why I cant wait the vid maybe my net to slow or something crazy but I will look again when I am home..make me curious ...
    The video is not essential to the story. Read the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ Nope, never had a Kiwi gf in my life.
    How about a Kiwi wife, or a Kiwi mistress?

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    I started a thread some time ago about the benefits of fish semen.

    Women in Thailand generally crave a whiter complexion, and products that "guarantee" to lighten the face, body, armpits and pubic areas within days or weeks are in high demand, whether legal or not.
    The latest testament to how far Thais will go to have whiter skin is a product currently making the rounds online -- a soap that is claimed to be made from salmon semen.
    The salmon semen soap is being sold at about 50 baht a bar on social media, where it is claimed it will help whiten skin. The product has become much talked about as people wonder whether the substance can really help with skin tone.
    The online advertisement claims that moe than a year's research has shown the product can produce a whiter complexion than glutathione, arbutin, vitamin C and all other substances ever tried before.
    However, researcher Weerachai Phutdhawong expressed doubt about its whitening qualities.
    Mr Weerachai, a vice-rector at Kasetsart University and chairman of the school's forensic science studies programme, wrote on his Facebook page that salmon semen, or deoxyribonucleic acid sodium salt from salmon testes, is available on the market for about 3,400 baht per gramme.
    He said although it has been used in the cosmetic industry, he has not seen any reports stating it can be made into soap form to help whiten skin.
    He said claims that a product can change skin colour which are not supported by scientific proof are considered a violation of cosmetics control laws and subject to a penalty of one year imprisonment and/or a fine of 100,000 baht.
    On Tuesday, the Food and Drug Administration said there had been no requests to use salmon semen in cosmetics in Thailand.
    Institute of Dermatology deputy director Jinda Rojanamatin said he never heard of salmon semen being used in a whitening product before.
    "People should not use products if you don't know their source, because you don't know the side effects. They may cause an allergic reaction," Dr Jinda said. "The products must receive approval from the FDA first."

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    and Japanese have the lowest sexual activity/libido in the world.
    But this from experience sure ? heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    I started a thread some time ago about the benefits of fish semen.

    Women in Thailand generally crave a whiter complexion, and products that "guarantee" to lighten the face, body, armpits and pubic areas within days or weeks are in high demand, whether legal or not.
    The latest testament to how far Thais will go to have whiter skin is a product currently making the rounds online -- a soap that is claimed to be made from salmon semen.
    The salmon semen soap is being sold at about 50 baht a bar on social media, where it is claimed it will help whiten skin. The product has become much talked about as people wonder whether the substance can really help with skin tone.
    The online advertisement claims that moe than a year's research has shown the product can produce a whiter complexion than glutathione, arbutin, vitamin C and all other substances ever tried before.
    However, researcher Weerachai Phutdhawong expressed doubt about its whitening qualities.
    Mr Weerachai, a vice-rector at Kasetsart University and chairman of the school's forensic science studies programme, wrote on his Facebook page that salmon semen, or deoxyribonucleic acid sodium salt from salmon testes, is available on the market for about 3,400 baht per gramme.
    He said although it has been used in the cosmetic industry, he has not seen any reports stating it can be made into soap form to help whiten skin.
    He said claims that a product can change skin colour which are not supported by scientific proof are considered a violation of cosmetics control laws and subject to a penalty of one year imprisonment and/or a fine of 100,000 baht.
    On Tuesday, the Food and Drug Administration said there had been no requests to use salmon semen in cosmetics in Thailand.
    Institute of Dermatology deputy director Jinda Rojanamatin said he never heard of salmon semen being used in a whitening product before.
    "People should not use products if you don't know their source, because you don't know the side effects. They may cause an allergic reaction," Dr Jinda said. "The products must receive approval from the FDA first."
    Good one, but not for me. I like my tan.

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    ^^^ So, what happens when men drink semen, and rub their faces with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    ^^^ So, what happens when men drink semen, and rub their faces with it?
    Ask Buttplug, he's the forum expert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    The NZ Herald is pretty upright, so I guess this is not a spoof (pun intended).

    Lady drinks semen to ward off sickness.


    Tracey Kiss drinks smoothies made from sperm, swears she's discovered the secret to flu cure - Lifestyle - NZ Herald News
    Probably does work.
    Your own urine does much the same and more. (And more readily available)
    A bit more research and study has been done on urine.
    Though the medical establishment prefers that the public not know about it, so they lie to the public.
    The big business medical industry is not the friend of the common people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    How about a Kiwi wife, or a Kiwi mistress?
    Negative... I'd rather drink me own piss..(probably much healthier too).
    Last edited by NZdick1983; 10-11-2016 at 02:37 PM.

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    In new say this "After describing her skin condition to viewers, she held up a small pot containing the sperm donated by her friend"

    So Semen ...It's really good? make me curious haha...How can prove it ...But I am single and I dont want sperm from my friend for sure lol
    Last edited by Nicethaiza; 10-11-2016 at 02:33 PM.

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    Heather Locklear, once famous in banal teen drama shows in the 90's, was also an advocate of the man juice for skin health.

    Did it work?
    I don't know.
    Too scared to search for a picture, lest my teenage fantasies be soiled by the ravages of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    In new say this "After describing her skin condition to viewers, she held up a small pot containing the sperm donated by her friend"

    So Semen ...It's really good? make me curious haha...How can prove it ...But I am single and I dont want sperm from my friend for sure lol
    Well I'm a complete stranger, so if you're looking for a facial....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    ^^^ So, what happens when men drink semen, and rub their faces with it?
    They grow beards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ Nope, never had a Kiwi gf in my life.
    Must have been stroking your mule quite a bit then.

    Hairy palms? Somebody was offering up razor blades here in the forum somewhere.

    You be strokin' ... Stroking to the pictures of the women that you loved the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Well I'm a complete stranger, so if you're looking for a facial....
    Better I find my own boy ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    Must have been stroking your mule quite a bit then. Hairy palms? Somebody was offering up razor blades here in the forum somewhere. You be strokin' ... Stroking to the pictures of the women that you loved the best
    More Asians/foreigners in NZ, than Kiwi girls anyway... at least to my eyes...

    Plenty of sheep (which I would prefer to a Kiwi girl).

    Notice all the ladies are attracted to these naughty threads, like bees to honey...
    kinky minxes... no need to ask if you girls spit, or swallow... heh gobble gobble...Bon Appétit

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