Thread: Sanity Clause

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

No doubt G Fawn could accommodate his desires.

Sorry, but I can't. I don't wear panties!!!

555

Do I need to specify that this is a joke? 555

Please don't.

I for one am starting my Xmas shopping this week.

I'll get the choccies, and the kid's stuff.

This year we will have an 18 month old and a six week old baby. True, a bit young but still lovely. Not to eat, to mollycoddle.

One year i went to Thailand in March, did most of my Christmas shopping then! Different stuff, that would cost a fortune here.

Scrooges, the lot of youse!!

Oops, he asked for a twelve inch prick.

I can't blame the spell checker. I'm off to the 7/11 now. Gf has a hold on me.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't wear panties!!!

Most guys don't....

Here we go again....

Where's your Christmas spirit? I'm not a bloke.

Ask Terry, Scamp and Wolfie.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't wear panties!!!

Most guys don't....

Here we go again....

Where's your Christmas spirit? I'm not a bloke.

Ask Terry, Scamp and Wolfie.

Ask them what, dear?

Santa wont have his reindeers this year. He's switched to Uber taxis, who are cheaper and faster

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Ask them what, dear?

Those people have seen me and know that I'm not a bloke.

This year I'm psyching myself into actually eating the fish eyes in the ant /ant egg soup, that is if it's on offer. I figure you only live once, so what if it kills me. Anyone ever try it, it's supposed to be a delicacy. I guess your allowed to spit out the retina as its a bit tough.

I guess all I should be wishing for are safe travels for all. Someone has to do a travel picture thread. I have a bet with cold pizza that I'd beat him to it. Or did I win with the kayak jack bit. No, I think not as I never left the niebor hood. Still time to pull it off yet pizza. Any pic of Arizona would do as long as you took it. Ready, set, go!

Ebenezer I'm not nor is the gf, I can see at least one of our bags vanishing along the way. I expect the bag handler to rub us for a fee to get the gifts out of the airport. We shall see. This time I'll pay more attention to the gf the bags and her cash at that time. She coughed up fifty pretty quickly last time just to move us on. I think I'll try the gopro on the way through this time. Buggers may want to confiscate that then. Should be interesting either way. Will not be going with the flow this time. Wish us luck....



the fish

Enjoy Fish!

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Enjoy Fish!

Hoi Taught I saw a puddy cat?

Xmas in Thailand is pretty shit.

Even with the Xmas trees at shopping malls, there's no atmosphere whatsoever. It's on a Sunday this year, so may feel a little more festive without everyone going to work.

I know, I may have to settle for a snow cone. It sure is strange to me when the children wear sweat shirts and heavy jackets when it's 70°f.

I was in Mexico a while ago and saw the same thing. As Im out of the north so wearing shorts and a shirt and they have wool hats ect. I was taken aback in Pakse when they had a Christmas tree on the city sidewalk. Weird I thought but alas I guess commercialism rules the day with an anything for a buck attitude.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Enjoy Fish!

Thanks, I need a vacation. All work and no play makes Jack a verry dry fish.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Xmas in Thailand is pretty shit.

In a related story, Buddhist New Year is shit in Lancashire.

Originally Posted by UrbanMan

New Year is shit in Lancashire

not for Mathos, perhaps you lost in the latrine of life and are Tyke?

Most wish to be reincarnated in Liverpool to be reunited with their worldly possessions

Originally Posted by UrbanMan

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Xmas in Thailand is pretty shit.

In a related story, Buddhist New Year is shit in Lancashire.

I'm sure such innocent commentary requires a:

Whoosh....

[the contradictory comparative won't compute]

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Mindless consumption and waste.
It's all that matters.

Priorities.

The warmth of a family, the wonder of a small child on Christmas morning discovering that Santa had visited, the pure delight of a child opening a longed for present.

The smell of chocolate, whisky and cigars brining my long dead father to life for a brief moment.

Satsumas and nuts and a great port.

I greatly prefer my world to yours.

Yeah... though I am bored of Xmas, and the kids don't seem that bothered either. I think they like the decorations and the spectacle, but they seem less bothered about the toys and the food or what's on telly... well I haven't had a normal telly for many years, and the kids seem happy with old computers, old lego, old books, and more interested in going out somewhere for some kind of family experience. Xmas has been relegated to no more than Halloween/Bonny Night, Easter, and new Year.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Mindless consumption and waste.
It's all that matters.

Priorities.

The warmth of a family, the wonder of a small child on Christmas morning discovering that Santa had visited, the pure delight of a child opening a longed for present.

The smell of chocolate, whisky and cigars brining my long dead father to life for a brief moment.

Satsumas and nuts and a great port.

I greatly prefer my world to yours.

Perspectives, comfort and values will differ greatly, won't they?

Indeed.

Forthwith.

Thus.

Lo!

...

Fucin Darwin Airport have Christmas decorations up in the International departure lounge.

It's fucin October for christs sake - yes, an oxymoron if ever there was one.

^ they prolly sell turkeys there as well..

It was weird to see sparkly hues of purples, pinks, blues, etc in the Christmas decors used in Thailand.

I had this weird belief that red, green, silver, white and a bit of yellow are the Christmas colors.

I hear Burl Ives singing silver and gold, silver and gold in the back of my mind for some reason as I read that.

Yes of course ,white as a fresh snowfall, red for your cold rosy cheeks. Silver as moonlight reflecting into the green pines off the ice on the lake at the shoreline.

I can see my breath as condensate dissipating in the cool crisp darkness as I gaze upon the stars melting into the aurora borealis and for a moment truely feel alive.

So this was a flashback of my childhood in January before I became......................the fish.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

I hear Burl Ives singing silver and gold, silver and gold in the back of my mind for some reason as I read that.

Yes of course ,white as a fresh snowfall, red for your cold rosy cheeks. Silver as moonlight reflecting into the green pines off the ice on the lake at the shoreline.

I can see my breath as condensate dissipating in the cool crisp darkness as I gaze upon the stars melting into the aurora borealis and for a moment truely feel alive.

So this was a flashback of my childhood in January before I became......................the fish.

Wow, this is all nice and comfy. I need this bit of refuge after getting a beating in the JOKES section, of all places.