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    Smile Sanity Clause

    Do you hope Santa will fill your stocking?
    I'm replete chimney less but happy for kids and others to celebrate as so many have done before.

    As the time of gifting approaches I want for nothing.I may treat myself to a boxed set of Telemann,LT pies or some Swiss choc, but won't fret if none appear.

    As a child it was a time of anticipation.
    The carols
    Hot chestnuts
    The advent calendar all leading to sitting amongst relatives dressed in paper hats and endless bonhomie.
    Expectations were low. the stocking full of nuts satsumas and chocolate coins was the stocking treat.I later got the bike, the bottle of Brut, the denim jacket etc America and have seldom wanted for much, even got a brown girl in the ring so my cup runneth over.

    The main Joy of the holiday season a time to catch up with friends and family and eat and drink a bit more than is normal and despite a heathen Celt to watch the 9 lessons and Carols from the church I visited so often.

    I wish all pies and happiness and a postful 2017
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    It's OCTOBER FFS.

    You're worse than the fucking supermarkets.

    Come back in 2 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101 View Post
    It's OCTOBER FFS.

    You're worse than the fucking supermarkets.

    Come back in 2 months.



    soft pillows
    dark chocolate
    bigger boobies

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    ^^ Hear hear Crackerjack. Worse than the supermarkets back in OZ/Nz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Used ones, I'm guessing for Fr Jack.

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    No doubt G Fawn could accommodate his desires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    ^^ Hear hear Crackerjack. Worse than the supermarkets back in OZ/Nz.
    And the UK, and fucin LOS ffs.
    The last thing we need is TD going xmas fukin nuts months and months ahead of time. I understand a member being bored but this is out of order.

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    rant over. cheers

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    Mindless consumption and waste.
    It's all that matters.

    Priorities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Mindless consumption and waste.
    It's all that matters.

    Priorities.
    The warmth of a family, the wonder of a small child on Christmas morning discovering that Santa had visited, the pure delight of a child opening a longed for present.

    The smell of chocolate, whisky and cigars brining my long dead father to life for a brief moment.

    Satsumas and nuts and a great port.

    I greatly prefer my world to yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Mindless consumption and waste.
    It's all that matters.

    Priorities.
    The warmth of a family, the wonder of a small child on Christmas morning discovering that Santa had visited, the pure delight of a child opening a longed for present.

    The smell of chocolate, whisky and cigars brining my long dead father to life for a brief moment.

    Satsumas and nuts and a great port.

    I greatly prefer my world to yours.
    Yes, love it all, IN DECEMBER, PREFERABLY ON OR AROUND THE 25th.

    Not in September, October or November. I thank you. Goodnight.
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    Yeah Niddy...all of that. Me too. But the supermarket Xmas promotion, carol singing et al ad nauseum starting in October...it gets a bit much.

    I'm surprised at the mention of BKK...down south I was oblivious to the coming of the last few Xmases.....Not a reminder anywhere, not even sure they did anything on the 25th.

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    ^^delivered my first xmas presents last week.

    YMMV

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Mindless consumption and waste.
    It's all that matters.

    Priorities.
    The warmth of a family, the wonder of a small child on Christmas morning discovering that Santa had visited, the pure delight of a child opening a longed for present.

    The smell of chocolate, whisky and cigars brining my long dead father to life for a brief moment.

    Satsumas and nuts and a great port.

    I greatly prefer my world to yours.
    Perspectives, comfort and values will differ greatly, won't they?



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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Mindless consumption and waste.
    It's all that matters.

    Priorities.
    The warmth of a family, the wonder of a small child on Christmas morning discovering that Santa had visited, the pure delight of a child opening a longed for present.

    The smell of chocolate, whisky and cigars brining my long dead father to life for a brief moment.

    Satsumas and nuts and a great port.

    I greatly prefer my world to yours.
    Perspectives, comfort and values will differ greatly, won't they?


    Indeed.

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    A good looking guy walked into the bar pulls out a stack of cash and orders drinks for all.

    Bartender lines drinks up for everyone at the bar. The man hands him a stack of cash and says keep the change. Just then a little man about a foot tall jumps out of the mans pocket and starts knocking all the drinks over all down the bar.The patrons are shocked.

    The bartender yells hey wtf is with this guy. Then the man explains that a long time ago he found a genie in a bottle and released him. The genie then granted him three wishes.

    The first wish was to look handsome.
    The second was for never ending wealth.
    And for the third and final wish he said he asked the genie for a twelve in prick.
    Upon granting the third wish the genie promptly vanished never to be seen by him again.

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    At least that guy got better than the other one who asked his genie for his prick to reach the ground, and ended up with 6 inch legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    And for the third and final wish he said he asked the genie for a twelve in prick.
    Way to f*ck up the punchline

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Mindless consumption and waste.
    It's all that matters.

    Priorities.
    Wise words from a seemingly troubled poster.

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    Oh the humanity, the headless turkeys the yule take it or leave it

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101 View Post
    No doubt G Fawn could accommodate his desires.
    Sorry, but I can't. I don't wear panties!!!

    555

    Do I need to specify that this is a joke? 555

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    Do I need to specify that this is a joke?
    Yes. 5555

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
    I don't wear panties!!!
    Most guys don't....

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    Happy St Paddy's Day 2017.

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