Thread: Should everyone start practising safe oral sex? Experts stress that you can catch STI

It's all good reminding everyone not to bite the the apple from the tree in the garden of Eden, especially with so much rotten fruit around.
How you would perform safe oral sex? layers of rubber and gelatinous substances, it's got to take all the fun right out of it, you may as well get one of those Japanese dolls.
It's no bad thing encouraging serial monogamy, reducing the potential for chaos and anxiety in your life.

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

It's all good reminding everyone not to bite the the apple from the tree in the garden of Eden, especially with so much rotten fruit around.
How you would perform safe oral sex? layers of rubber and gelatinous substances, it's got to take all the fun right out of it, you may as well get one of those Japanese dolls.
It's no bad thing encouraging serial monogamy, reducing the potential for chaos and anxiety in your life.

Bloody oath mate!

Serial monogamy involving celibacy and yards of clingfilm curbed the exchange of body fluids saved me from the blue waffle!!!

^ get yourself a fleshlight mate

About time a stop was put to these filthy perverted practices.

I'm sure my mummy and daddy never did such things.

Can you imagine it!
Dad slapping his genitalia into my mam's front garden? Never!

Nothing to do with procreation,...the usual 'scientific' reason for such beastly cavortings........it's just. just....filth!!

I adjure you all to turn to God and save yourselves from damnation before the Blue Waffle deals to ya!.