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    why is abbreviation such a long word?
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    why is there only one monopolies commission?

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    My 1st puzzling question: Why do tornadoes in America attack trailer parks? You might argue that their flimsy construction just makes it appear they are more impacted. But they truly seem to get far more than their fair share.
    A 2nd puzzling question: What is the normative rule in Thailand for which side of a busy sidewalk a person should walk on? Is it left-side or right? (and if there is no rule, why not?)
    And yet a 3rd puzzling question: Why don't Middle Easterners on holiday in Thailand ever smile in public? It is kind of a fun place, you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    I think being an Oncologist has to be the strangest. You usually can't cure them and spend most of your time telling people that they're going to die.
    Morbid and foul, but well remunerated!

    Who has to mop and wipe down the stalls at the 25-cent peep-show booths, or vacuum the backrooms at the Eden Club, or do the laundry at the short-time hotel

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    Quote Originally Posted by floorpotato View Post
    My 1st puzzling question: Why do tornadoes in America attack trailer parks? You might argue that their flimsy construction just makes it appear they are more impacted. But they truly seem to get far more than their fair share.
    Because Tornado Alley runs in broad a northwest-southeast swipe though from the Mid-West down into Florida and Texas and that's where you'll find some of America's poorest citizens.

    Quote Originally Posted by floorpotato View Post
    A 2nd puzzling question: What is the normative rule in Thailand for which side of a busy sidewalk a person should walk on? Is it left-side or right? (and if there is no rule, why not?)
    There's no rule for modern technology like "sidewalks" in Thailand because the culture is so old and it wasn't properly colonised

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    And yet a 3rd puzzling question: Why don't Middle Easterners on holiday in Thailand ever smile in public? It is kind of a fun place, you know.
    Perhaps they're not having fun

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    Free Trade

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    How come at least twice in my life, I have spoken fluent Spanish in my sleep when I don't know any?

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    Errrrrm......how would you know that it was fluent Spanish?

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    On packets of food in supermarkets, what does "Country Style" actually mean?
    That it has dirt in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    Errrrrm......how would you know that it was fluent Spanish?
    First time I freaked my mother out and the second time, in 1998, an ex girlfriend was so freaked out she didn't want to see me any more.

    She spoke a little Spanish but she knew it was Spanish alright in the same way that we could distinguish real French from faked French, even if we didn't know what was being said.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    how come I can never understand any post by either blackgang or TGS?

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    why is it that a piar of socks go in the washing machine, but only one ever seems to come out? And if that's the case, why does my washing machine not get clogged up?

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    Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

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    why have a 2B (Baht) coin when no vending machine will accept it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    On packets of food in supermarkets, what does "Country Style" actually mean?
    That it has dirt in it?
    It means that some large food conglomerate has loaded the product with artificial substances and is trying to fool you. For example, read the ingredients on a well-known American product called 'Country Style Lemonade'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hootad Binky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by floorpotato View Post
    And yet a 3rd puzzling question: Why don't Middle Easterners on holiday in Thailand ever smile in public? It is kind of a fun place, you know.
    Perhaps they're not having fun
    Which leads to a more intriguing question: How can an entire culture on holiday in a country known for fun with all of its shopping, beaches, entertainment venues, excellent food, etc... not be having fun?

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    ^and why do they end up drugged by some ladyboy?

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    and what happens to used condoms?

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    When a person that is blind from birth has a dream,what do they see?
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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    why is it that a piar of socks go in the washing machine, but only one ever seems to come out? And if that's the case, why does my washing machine not get clogged up?
    That's the most important unsolved miracle.

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