Questions that puzzle you

**obsidian** · 15-08-2007, 09:18 PM

can doughnuts cure a sandy vagina? (dj pat says yes. but i am unconvinced)

**William** · 15-08-2007, 09:22 PM

^ever eaten squid (the one you get from the grinder, not packet) out a girls pussy. I wonder why she ran the room all night screaming blue murder??

**Hootad Binky** · 16-08-2007, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by shazbut

When a person that is blind from birth has a dream,what do they see??

They dream in sounds, I think.

**Hootad Binky** · 16-08-2007, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^You never swum in the sea at Pattaya

Inadvertantly inhaling a used condom whilst swimming in Pattaya (or anywhere, for that matter) would probably be most vile.

**Whiteshiva** · 17-08-2007, 02:36 PM

Why do the entrance doors on 7-11s have locks on them?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 17-08-2007, 02:39 PM

Just wondered...

The PI has lots of trucks with HOW'S MY DRIVING? written on the back followed by a phone number.

This is also the case in some normal and civilised countries.

Does anybody ever call the number and say, "Yeah, he's driving ok"

?

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-08-2007, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Does anybody ever call the number and say, "Yeah, he's driving ok"

Unlikely if it's an Asian driving it.

**happyhour** · 17-08-2007, 04:20 PM

Have a nice day.

**keda** · 17-08-2007, 05:17 PM

Are animal rights people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

**kk boy** · 18-08-2007, 07:25 PM

How does the guy that drives the snow plough get to his work in the morning if it has been snowing heavy

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-08-2007, 08:45 PM

Why do people put eggs in the fridge?

**keda** · 18-08-2007, 09:03 PM

Can cats fake purring?

**Gerbil** · 18-08-2007, 09:03 PM

Why don't they sell salt and vinegar crips here?

**dirtydog** · 18-08-2007, 09:18 PM

^They do in Jomtien

**shehiredahitman** · 18-08-2007, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Why do people put eggs in the fridge?

Doesn't it make them last longer? I keep mine in the fridge.

**dirtydog** · 18-08-2007, 09:21 PM

I think in the UK eggs are dipped in shellac to seal them so they last longer, here I doubt if they bother.

**Jet Gorgon** · 18-08-2007, 09:22 PM

You put eggs in the fridge because Health & Welfare Canada says so. Not applicable in Thailand.

Who really wore the shroud of Turin?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-08-2007, 09:59 PM

You don't need to keep eggs in the fridge, they can be stored at room temp and they will taste better at room temp, ideally in a small table basket laden with straw.

No, people put eggs in the fridge because fridge companies install trays in the door with egg shaped holes to make the fridge more interesting.

These are for keeping eggs in but they are as necessary as bathroom gloves.

**Marmite the Dog** · 19-08-2007, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think in the UK eggs are dipped in shellac to seal them so they last longer, here I doubt if they bother.

No they don't. The glossiness you sometimes get is as a result of broken eggs. They're not allowed to wash the eggs in the UK, so all the ones covered in shit are sold as seconds.

**Wayne Kerr** · 19-08-2007, 12:29 AM

The question that puzzles me the most is (Q) What killed the cat?, (A) Curiosity killed the cat. What a load of bollocks

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Curiosity killed the cat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-08-2007, 10:33 AM

I hate silly proverbs and sayings, all die hard reminders of how fucking stupid we were in the days when a woman would sink if she wasn't a witch.

**Frankenstein** · 19-08-2007, 12:24 PM

Why are we?

That's as puzzling as it gets for me.

**Frankenstein** · 19-08-2007, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

The question that puzzles me the most is (Q) What killed the cat?, (A) Curiosity killed the cat. What a load of bollocks

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Curiosity killed the cat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Curiosity doesn't kill cats, cats kill cats.

**terry57** · 19-08-2007, 05:38 PM

ive always wondered how long it takes to qualify and gain a degree as a cockoligist.?

but when i think about it, i know a few fellows that been studying it from birth showing incredible determination and stamina.

**shehiredahitman** · 19-08-2007, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I hate silly proverbs and sayings, all die hard reminders of how fucking stupid we were in the days when a woman would sink if she wasn't a witch.

A woman does sink if she's not a witch. They knew their stuff those Medieval guys.

I hate religion. Especially Islam.

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