Anyone want my apartment?

**stroller** · 22-07-2007, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Anyway, he's from a European country that starts with the letter 'D'

Doncaster? Or is that the capital of Yorkshire?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 22-07-2007, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Did you sign a year long rental contract with this woman or not?

I signed it 'Scampy' no word of a lie, does that help?

Ich bin der Herr-Bengel, und ich will hier für die Dauer meiner Auswahl leben. Wenn ich beschließe auszuziehen oder dann umzuziehen, ich mein Geld zurück will.

**dirtydog** · 22-07-2007, 03:19 PM

You will probably get a few years for fraud

bkkmadness · 22-07-2007, 03:21 PM

Signed scampy or not that's your deposit gone, wouldn't bother with friends trying to get it back for you.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 22-07-2007, 03:23 PM

Why not?

I can't affort to take 7K on the chin - I want that new Harry Potter book but the one with the adult cover.

bkkmadness · 22-07-2007, 03:26 PM

Because legally you are screwed because you have signed a year long contract and you have not honoured it. Landlady is in the right so she gets to keep the cash.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 22-07-2007, 03:33 PM

^ You sound just like Britmaveric.

bkkmadness · 22-07-2007, 03:35 PM

the voice of reason....

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 22-07-2007, 04:14 PM

If she refuses to pay up your deposit, give me THB 10,000 and i'll make sure something nasty happens to her.

bkkmadness · 22-07-2007, 04:20 PM

She's already had the Scamp for a tenant.

**stroller** · 22-07-2007, 06:10 PM

You can sublet the apartment, unless this is specifically excluded in the contract.
Of course you will be liable for any damage or unpaid bills at the end of the year.
And what about advance rent? You should get this back, minus the bills for the last month.

**Spin** · 22-07-2007, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

my Dutch mate was in the kitchen on the phone to the bass player from Kraftwerk

Were you in the living room fisting Willem Dafoe at the time?

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