Thread: Anyone want my apartment?

Originally Posted by klongmaster

a doss hole for 3500 baht a month

In his defence Klongy I did look at some newly built condos down there in Muang thon Thani (sp?) and they were very nice indeed with air hot shower and brand new furniture and fridge, tv etc. They were priced at 4000 per month or 3500 for fan.
In the end I stayed opposite Thanmmarsat in another brand new building that was even better equipped and that was 4000 baht a month. i would happily have paid 8k per month for it but 4k was the going rate.
Its not always easy to know the standard of a place by the price anymore, especially with the new buildings flying up each day.
On the other hand I looked at some places for 2500 a month and I wouldn't have made soi dogs sleep in them

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Somewhere like this apartment could be a good a "Point B" base for short time lovers. Butterfly? Blake 7?

Damn, Moog you beat me to it, I was having that thought exactly. I need a short time room for my drunken whoring. Scampy how far is it from the place ?

Can I have your landlord, rather?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

but sombody threw the a/c remote at the wall last night

i think this deserves its own thread. tell all scampy

^ could be that the room already has ghosts, no way a pinoy would behave like that

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Incedentally - I will be staying at the in laws for a week before moving to Boracay Beach where I have put a small deposit on a house (mansion) from an Danish friend who's throwing in a jeep and a secondhand jetski because I saved his infant nephew from choking.

You took your hands away from around his throat then?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Does anybody know where I could get a remote for a Mitsibishi air con fixed?

Sure, at any "Mitsibishi" air con service center.

I might need it for a short time tonight ? is it available yet ? I need the aircon though,

tonight there will still be ginger pubes on the bed Butterfly. have some class man

^ I have seen worse

short time hotels here are pretty bad, unless you are very drunk and pass out in the room

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

By the way, Klongmaster and anyone else who thinks they are better than me because they live in somewhere more expensive - I have not yet decided where I want to settle, only that I want to do work that is legal, so it's just a base.

I didn't think I was better than you Scamp...but you do say some prattish things at times which gives the impression that your a stingy prick...like living out at MMT when you're only in Bkk for a short time...wow the apartment is cheap but damned inconvenient when you want to go anywhere...

oh and I wasn't far off when I said you were heading back to FL to sponge off someone else for a while...

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

You took your hands away from around his throat then?

love that...

i dont think there is anything wrong with living within your means.

a real idiot would rent something that he/she couldnt afford.

Lift the cover of the AC, and look for a small push button switch.

They all have them.

Same switch turns them On / Off.

Where is this place? As a Pattaya resident I'm guessing near Chaeng Wattana road??

I might be interested in completing your lease for you, as I have some business in Bangkok over the next 6 months, 2-3 days a week.

Could you PM me your phone number and some more details, I would like to look at the place before deciding.

scampy - better get rid of those pubes from the bed and shower before ben arrives if you want to strike this deal

... and empty the ashtray and get rid of those empty Heinekens.

you mean scampy has a dedicated ashtray apart from empty beer cans?

now thats class

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Incedentally - I will be staying at the in laws for a week before moving to Boracay Beach where I have put a small deposit on a house (mansion) from an Danish friend who's throwing in a jeep and a secondhand jetski because I saved his infant nephew from choking.

You took your hands away from around his throat then?

He was playing with some Harry Potter Lego while my Dutch mate was in the kitchen on the phone to the bass player from Kraftwerk, anyway - he tried to eat the Lego and I shouted out "Hey you, that's not on!", just in time before he swallowed it.

The jetski needs a new carbaretta* but I can't afford one until I get my deposit back. It is a white and yellow jetski and has the words Sea Doo written on the side of it.

* Dictionary.com

And does Willem (Dafoe) reckon you got a good deal on the place in Boracay?

Dutch or Danish mate Scampy? which one is it?

^ I forgot.

...Which one is the capital of Amsterdam?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

...Which one is the capital of Amsterdam?

That's between Hamburg and Munich, isn't it?

What do you like to call uneducated seppos, you say?

Anyway, he's from a European country that starts with the letter 'D' which is also the first letter of the surname of my English aquaintance who thinks he can get me back my deposit by making a phone call to one of his goverment chums.

Yeah yeah, next he'll be telling me that some expats are not alcoholics and want to socialise in a way that will add value to their lives.

Did you sign a year long rental contract with this woman or not?