Thread: Anyone want my apartment?

You're only losing a hundred quid. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Try over at Ajarn they may be interested as well.

I'll take it but one condition.

Leave Sandra behind but take all her clothes with you

Oh, I forgot to mention that Egelbert Humperdink will be coming here to play on August 22nd, though that may not be a selling point to everybody.

it must either be a very big apartment or a very small crowd is expected

^

sarcastic smilie huh?

well i will have you know that the well respected humorist Thetyim reviewed that joke and rated it as 'Classic'


Anyone want my apartment?20-07-2007 03:30 PMThetyimClassic

^ It wasn't bad at all but bear in mind Thetyim dishes out greens as generously as Dr Knob dishes out reds.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

The apartment is 3,500 a month

you are the only member that I could think of who would live in a doss hole for 3500 baht a month...it's not being snobbish, but most TDers are working and longer term types who need a bit of space and some creature comforts, which a 3k place will not have...

flipperland is a good choice for you cause you'll be able to bludge off your in-laws again...

strewth i wish i could find a place in spore for that kind of money. i am paying 5 times that for a room in an apartment.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

and is only 2 mins from the Impact and Challenger Arena.

with the traffic congestion on Chaeng Wattana road because of the roadworks at the klong I can't see it being 2 minutes even on a motocy.

My landlady conveniently didn't inform me that I will lose my 2 months deposit if I don't stay a year which I think is rather naughty and crafty of her, but there you go - so I am thinking of giving it away or loaning it until I return.

Was she very crafty and naughty or was you too stupid to realise that a year contract means you have to stay there for a year?

Scampy - trash the place.

Smear shit on the walls and piss in the television.

"SCAMPY WOZ 'ERE"

That'll learn her.

should you point out to Scampy that it would be a good idea to unplug the television before pissing on it?

And plug up the carsey with paper, then jam the arm in the cistern so it overflows.


Film it all obviously.

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

And plug up the carsey with paper

Wimp. Put a bag of cement down the pan.
That will block the pipe underground and makes for expensive repairs.

Hang yourself in the room, and then return as a malicious ghost, making the room difficult to let to superstitious Thais.

should you point out to Scampy that hanging yourself is dangerous?

Yes, but in his suicide note he says he killed himself because of the forfeited deposit and he will haunt the room, and rape anyone who rents it.

^ Are you sure. Is photographic proof available?

^^^^^ Shhhhh - dont tell him!

it could be worth another 1000 post thread, i hanged myself and didnt realise i'd die!

Somewhere like this apartment could be a good a "Point B" base for short time lovers. Butterfly? Blake 7?

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Somewhere like this apartment could be a good a "Point B" base for short time lovers.

not if you're going to be raped by the ghost of the scamp while your guard is down - and find ginger pubes in your pants later

A bit far from Nana, I would think.

But not a bad idea, some temporary time-shares could be traded by Scampy to a few guys to use the place until his return.