Thread: Mullered

7pm tonight


My money's on Aussie

LOL - those shorts are an aussie status symbol.

No,he is a soap dodger,dainty socks,white guts and his fly is undone.

Holly shit,

Imagine the Hang over when that convict wakes up.

It's only early, he might get his second wind and have a really good night...

I'm just hoping that he gets pissed on by a soi dog

You didn't tie his shoe laces together?

if he's still there on the way back Lui

I'll say he's a Brit, maybe even a TEFLer.

^ nah he not wearing sandals and white socks

Mullered, now there is an interesting word. What exactly is it's definition and origin?

Never mind, found it:

TOP DEFINITION
mullered
1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.

Superb!

Didn't quite make it to the kiosk to pick up his cash.

And thus endeth the piss-up.

What was the location, Bollski?

Tremendous effort. The lass appears to not even realise.

Around 10 metres from the nearest watering hole.,The Robin Hood and a busy part of sukhumvit.

I passed him on the way to a Thai restaurant where they have a 90 baht Heineken draft promotion.

I showed the waiter the pic for a laugh and he brought the other staff over to have a look. He'd been in there saying he had no money and some Thai lady had ripped him off. They threatened to call the police on him and kicked him out after giving him a massage.

He wasn't there on my way back around 9. Probably arrested.
Looking at that pic now, I can see his left hand is cupped in a give me some money kinda way, bless

Poor wee thing.

As Luigi said - you should have tied his laces together.

Let sleeping dogs lie me Patsy, especially drunken ones with a sob story and no money

Perhaps. And in the end, i hope he got home safe and sound.

But did you find out his nationality?

Yup, Slurrish

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Let sleeping dogs lie me Patsy, especially drunken ones with no money

Oh well, that sorts out the nationality part of things.

No doubt that he was an Aussie, our exchange rate is diabolical at the moment compared with the Dodgers Pound.

Plus drinking a skin full of 90 Baht pints is right up an Aussies alley.

Poms don't do that, they drink pints of warm milk and don't pay at all.

I remember when I first came to Thailand there was a photo of some farang on the door of that Robin Hood and mentioned him doing a runner

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Looking at that pic now, I can see his left hand is cupped in a give me some money kinda way, bless

Not quite Dils, his left hand is raised in the "some cvnt has just stole my watch position"
The female teller did not give a fuck about that, but when she saw you go down for the zip on his shorts she said enough is enough and pissed off inside to call the BiB.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

7pm tonight


My money's on Aussie

Can't blame this one on the Abo's...deal with it Brucie.

I got a pic on my cell phone of a drunken mexican the morning after cinco de Mayo (May 5th - kind of like Mexican July 4th). If you get on the subway the morning after you're literally tripping over these hombres left and right. One of them was asleep on the floor of the subway train right against the door - and the door would slide against his head each time it opened. There was a warning on the door which read "Do not lean against the door". I took a pic but tragically i had neglected to charge my cell the night before...it would have been a classic.