Facebook - Death of a Memory

[Davis Knowlton]

So today I take one of my very rare look at my Facebook account in which I haven't posted in years.

Open up one from one of the hottest girls and greatest lays of my life. It's a picture of her....butch haircut, 250 lbs, obligatory cat, and cuddling up to some huge dyke she described as "my love and life partner forever".

WTF? I can well imagine the depths of depression into which she sank upon my departure, but that's just a bit extreme.....

Note: Delete from wank bank!

[baldrick]

So after she shagged you she became a lesbian ?

[grasshopper]

From "devastating" to devastation.



Shame! You obviously only wanted her for her body. It's still there, under the verdigris, aye?

[Davis Knowlton]

So after she shagged you she became a lesbian ?

I can only surmise that having experienced the best, she gave up on the rest.

[Kurgen]

You're a hard act to follow.

[Dillinger]

It's not like Teakdoor, is it ?

On my facebook, during that gay pride week recenty, nearly half my friends on there had a rainbow on their profile pics.
I'm sure half of them aren't gay.

Anyway, i'd have loved to have stuck something like this on my wall...

[withnallstoke]

butch haircut, 250 lbs, obligatory cat, and cuddling up to some huge dyke she described as "my love and life partner forever".

Could you please pm me the photo.

Thanks.

[kingwilly]

I had a moment like that, some things are best left in the past.

[Davis Knowlton]

butch haircut, 250 lbs, obligatory cat, and cuddling up to some huge dyke she described as "my love and life partner forever".

Could you please pm me the photo.

Thanks.

I forgot about the 'special needs' of some TD posters, thus deleted it immediately. Sorry.....

[pseudolus]

I had the same thing. In my early 20's I got extremely lucky one evening at a black tie event with a very drunk lady who was the belle of the ball. She had previously been tagged as "ahhh never gonna happen" type. A couple of years ago she made a comment on a friend of mines FB so with hopes high I went and had a look. Between popping out a few kids, she had turned from cracker into Timothy Spall.


Withnall... get the lube ready...

[withnallstoke]

Withnall... get the lube ready.

Ready.

deleted it immediately

[Dillinger]

Ready.

Now hold your ankles

[thaimeme]

This thread is quite disputed without before and after pics, Davis....

[Davis Knowlton]

This thread is quite disputed without before and after pics, Davis....

Apologies. My first wife trashed all 'before' pictures she found, and the 'after' was too horrible to post. Think sports car and trash truck.

[Latindancer]

Commiserations, Davis. I looked up an old GF on Facebook. When we were both 18, she had been as cute as a button. In the two year old pic of her at 58 she has a dowager's hump. Horrifying.....

[Stumpy]

Commiserations, Davis. I looked up an old GF on Facebook. When we were both 18, she had been as cute as a button. In the two year old pic of her at 58 she has a dowager's hump. Horrifying.....

Imagine what she thinks of you when she sees your pic. Funny how one sided this is. I guess most think they are still the stud they were and everybody else is ugly as sin. HAHAHA.

I guarantee you they are sitting around looking at pics on FB and sayin the same crap you say about them.

We all get old..no? Just look at a yearbook. Its a harsh reminder for some.

[Davis Knowlton]

I guarantee you they are sitting around looking at pics on FB and sayin the same crap you say about them.

I prefer to think of them as curled into a fetal position whimpering about what could have been.......

[Storekeeper]

Garth Brooks song Unanswered Prayers

comes to mind:


Just the other night a hometown football game
My wife and I ran into my old high school flame
And as I introduced them the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way things used to be

She was the one that I'd wanted for all times
And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine
And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then
I'd never ask for anything again

[Chorus]
Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams
And I could tell that time had changed me
Inn her eyes too it seemed
We tried to talk about the old days
There wasn't much we could recall
I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all

And as she walked away and I looked at my wife
And then and there I thankedd the good Lord
For the gifts in my life

[Chorus]

Some of God's greatest gifts are all too often unanswered...
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

[Davis Knowlton]

^Good one. I remember that song................

[Latindancer]

Commiserations, Davis. I looked up an old GF on Facebook. When we were both 18, she had been as cute as a button. In the two year old pic of her at 58 she has a dowager's hump. Horrifying.....

Imagine what she thinks of you when she sees your pic. Funny how one sided this is. I guess most think they are still the stud they were and everybody else is ugly as sin. HAHAHA.

I guarantee you they are sitting around looking at pics on FB and sayin the same crap you say about them.

We all get old..no? Just look at a yearbook. Its a harsh reminder for some.

I know what you mean....I just looked at some old pics recently. But I'm rather more well-preserved than her

To be honest though, it's partly because I didn't go through menopause. And I'm attempting to stave off the male menopause by seeing here on TD the behavior it generates.

[withnallstoke]

But I'm rather more well-preserved than her

Pickled?

[Latindancer]

Neh. Smoked

[Stumpy]

Commiserations, Davis. I looked up an old GF on Facebook. When we were both 18, she had been as cute as a button. In the two year old pic of her at 58 she has a dowager's hump. Horrifying.....

Imagine what she thinks of you when she sees your pic. Funny how one sided this is. I guess most think they are still the stud they were and everybody else is ugly as sin. HAHAHA.

I guarantee you they are sitting around looking at pics on FB and sayin the same crap you say about them.

We all get old..no? Just look at a yearbook. Its a harsh reminder for some.

I know what you mean....I just looked at some old pics recently. But I'm rather more well-preserved than her

To be honest though, it's partly because I didn't go through menopause. And I'm attempting to stave off the male menopause by seeing here on TD the behavior it generates.

I have not been to a class reunion ever. I have been solicited to attend a few but passed. One of the gals who attended the last one sent me a few pics. I was really quite shocked. Some people I did not even recognize that's how much they physically changed. Its amazing what 20 and 30 years does to some folks. Woman its kids, the men its stress from work. Couple of my baseball buddies really had me saying 'N F'n W!!!

And my response was not directly aimed at you LD, it was meant to be general. I hear a lot guys rant on about how fat or ugly the woman they planked years back has become and I am looking at them saying "you are not the prize catch you believe yourself to be". Balding, ratty looking, pot belly, out of shape, etc etc.

btw, Male Menopause?....WTF is that?

[Boon Mee]

btw, Male Menopause?....WTF is that?

Hope it never happens to me!

[Stumpy]

btw, Male Menopause?....WTF is that?

Hope it never happens to me!

No shit...I do not want to even read about it. Like all the crap they diagnose around here they come up with symptoms to match the ailment and soon they have just the drug you need.